Gummistiefel's Posts

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated,but can't pronounce it.

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Let me introduce my foot to your ass!

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*picture of Amish Christmas lights

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"i'm great in bed."

-breakfast

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life is short... eat dessert first

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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"DOCH!"

the most confusing word in deutsch..

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Pein, Schmach und Schande ... haben keinen Plural ...
Deutsch ist wohl eher eine theoretische Sprache ...

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"Verpiss dich du Arschloch!"

"Könntest du das bitte in ordentlichem Deutsch wiederholen?"

"Uriniere dich hinfort, du Gesässöffnung."

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"Soll ich auf türkisch bestellen?"

"Nein, ich spreche deutsch."

"Ich hab's extra auswendig gelernt!"

"Na gut. Was darf's sein?"

"Kebab."

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Gute Leoparden kommen in den Himmel.

Schlechte auf die Leggins.

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You look tired. I mean you look bad, but it's not your fault I guess.

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"It's like the sun is having a sleepover with the moon.."

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Remember the days we didn't walk around with 5000 photos in our pockets?

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The limits of my language means the limit of my world.

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To shave or not to shave.

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Wenn man jemanden erstmal liebt hört man nie wieder damit auf. Echt nicht. Man verdrängt es nur.

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lass mich mal versuchen. ich hab das schon mal kaputt gemacht.

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just how hairy was the dude that invented a shampoo called
HEAD AND SHOULDERS.

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I don't know a
perfect person.
I only know
flawed people
who are still
worth loving.

- John Green

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Everyone has one friend who can turn any conversation into something dirty.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

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Egal wie high du bist,
mein Bett ist Heia.

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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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