giovanniguerra's Posts

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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Don't run
away from
your problems..
it's one of the only races you know you'll never be able to win •

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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well •

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you call it moment,
i call it life'

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You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

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hahahahaha
hahahahaha

wait... what?!

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69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.

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I was trying to make sense of it all...
and ended up with a burger.

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- Do you mind if
I smoke?

- I don't care if
you burn.

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look,
my middlefinger
likes you

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Being
skinny
might be
nice, but having pizza is nicer •

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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Good friends are like underpants, they cover your ass when you need them to.

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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