ellin97's Posts

how do you feel when there is no coffee?

depresso.

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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fun with flags like sheldon cooper.

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Guess what I saw today..

Everything I looked at •

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Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

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IN CASE OF FIRE
DO NOT USE
ELEVATOR

use water

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Freak out your neighbours by renaming your WiFi to

"Police Surveillance Van"

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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Accidental eye contact can either be cute, awkward or creepy...

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I just want you to be happy..
and maybe
a little bit naked •

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I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

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Showers are great.
They make you feel nice and clean and you sound like a professional singer.

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since you know it all, you should also know when to shut the fuck up!

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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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No, keep talking!

I always yawn when I'm interested...

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"You are what you eat" - That's funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately...

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Dear sleep: I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.

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"Are you cold?" No dumb ass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.

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When a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a chainsaw just to get it open...

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It doesn't matter how old you are - if a ballon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit.

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Staring at a hot boy and thinking...we are going to make beautiful children on weekend...

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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I want to be the girl he turns to his friends and say
"That's her"

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Varmt välkommen till Bold, Swedish!

(^.^)/"

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Harry Potter Fans:
"I wanna go to Hogwarts"

Percy Jackson Fans:
"I wanna go to the
Halfblood Camp"

Narnis Fans: "I wanna go to Narnia"

Hunger Games Fans: "I'm ok..."

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be a voice, not an echo

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