delange's Posts

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Reposted from Lastcounter

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

Reposted from tomislaw

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