craigblaze's Posts

You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

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An
optimist is a pessimist that just got drunk.

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You don't get rich in this field. You lead a rich life. Those are two different things. And I'll take the latter.

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If sex, shots, or sleep can't solve it, you have a fucking problem.

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Just because belief exists silently, doesn't make it less powerful.

I am a kid at heart and a 47 year old coal miner at liver.

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Well, well, well, if this isn't my inability to cope with temptation.

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I used to be fucking stupid.
But then we broke up.

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How do you know if someone is Vegetarian? They tell you.
Always.

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Sometimes I think I'm sad but then it turns out I'm just eating salad.

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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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Hi, how much is the rent for this amazing apartment?
But sir...this is a liquor store.

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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

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It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

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I don't know, let's try 'password'.

#sony

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People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

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Orlando, United States

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if you love someone, let them sleep.

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"Trust me,
you can dance!"

~Vodka

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If you really think the environment is less important than the economy try holding your breath while you count your money.

- Dr. Guy McPherson

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Orlando, United States

You can't learn charisma.

Truth always happens

Trust
but
verify.

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and then we grew up

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SHE'S
A 5.5.

GOT IT!

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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