CarpeNoctem's Posts

Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.

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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?

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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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dubstep sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

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i woke up with the biggest hangover and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave.

my drunk self hates my hipster self...

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On the off chance you dont live forever, be happy today.

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