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CarpeNoctem

"Seize The Night"

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CarpeNoctem

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

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On the off chance you dont live forever, be happy today.

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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.

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i woke up with the biggest hangover and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave.

my drunk self hates my hipster self...

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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.

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Alot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is
not to form an emotional bond.

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