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What do you like on your pizza?

Don't forget your style of crust...

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I regularly post on this site and get very little responses.

So to all my silent followers... today is your day, say hi or some shit, so I know you're still alive...
No don't like this post just drop an emoji, comment or insult... the silent treatment is so 1975 and most of you fuckers wasn't even born then.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?

OK I'm putting the punchline in this one but I need to know if you like the single meme version like this or the two part version... drop a comment to let me know

CARLOS

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You boil the HELL out of it...

Another One brought to you courtesy of #WillsTwoCents

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How do you make Holly water?

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Don't forget to drop a comment because I may have other dark or off color humor...

Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

Have a nice day smiling

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Do you like when I go dark or off color like...

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

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Are you waiting....

The Dark Knight rises

If I have to explain a dad joke not only have you ruined it but you need to really grow up because 12 year olds writes these things

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What happens when the CatWoman kisses the BatMan?

Sorry you'll have to read the next for the punchline
But start smiling to lift your spirits or have a nice day

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People will always look at you and think you're stupid...
But when you open your mouth and speak you'll prove them right!

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I want you to spread your cheeks...

Now don't get all dirty minded on me.

I just think you should SMILE ; -) more often.

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The devil is in the details...

Being short with info can make one seem less intelligent also being quick to render a comment or decision but hey,

YOU KNOW THIS SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU

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Please repost this so that the right people can see it.

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Technically if today is your birthday then Happy New Year works just the same...

And may your new year see you happy, healthy and prosperous with love and peace... now smile for seeing another year!

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If athletes cannot use performance enhancing drugs in competitions,
Then why are beauty contestants allowed to use makeup in theirs... isn't that cheating?

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I'm confused; how can a cemetery raise the cost of a burial and blame it on the cost of living?

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My comments are ment to excite you, entice you and make you think of the possibilities.

They are not a request to be part of your online fuckery to get my money.

Idgaf about your menus or subscriptions... I'm here for the entertainment!

Keep smiling or revealing

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I'm not shooting shots at you or anyone else...
I am making comments to spark a conversation, if we become friends that's great because social media is supposed to bring us together as friends but we don't have to be so defensive about everything!

Now come down from up there and talk to me... you can always block me later or just stop talking to me...

I mean look at me... I've known rejection for years so yours will not shock or bewilder me. Truth be told I may not even notice... it's an Aquarius thing.

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Did you guess the answer is an obvious dad joke?

A rabbit with fleas is called a BUGS BUNNY

Stop rolling your eyes you had to know and I warned you.
Now I'm going to wish you

Keep smiling
and
HAVE A NICE DAY (in a Forrest Gump voice)

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

You know it's a joke but your mind is churning
If you followed #WillsTwoCents you could smile everyday if you get to know me as a real friend.

Btw the answer is in another meme so if I didn't post it maybe you should guess the answer or ask for the other meme in the comments.

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I'm not here for a hookup or to find new conquests...

I would like to make a new friend and I hope we can grow our friendship into a real adult relationship because I'm beyond a boy that wants to be a boyfriend and I hope you're more than a girl that wants to be a girlfriend.

It starts with a conversation
So say hi or hello so that I now you've seen this and agree.

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I like you...
Not like I want to hook up with you.
More like we should be friends but let's leave the option to become more open to the development of this liking.

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Funny how someone who is posting about the consequences of blocking progress catching up to this community is blocking people in this community....

Now isn't that ironic
Please someone comment the hypocrisy of her post

Most people that block others have issues with themselves but try to take it out on others...

#opinions of #WillsTwoCents

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To alcohol;
The solution to all of life's problems!

Especially sobriety

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I said what I said and #WillsTwoCents said what he meant!
Fuck the type-o's, swype mess ups, and overlooked errors.

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Laziness kills ambition

Anger kills wisdom

Fear kills dreams

Jealousy kills peace

Hate kills friendship

Drama kills understanding

Indifference kills acceptance

NOW READ THAT FROM RIGHT TO LEFT

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This joke will surely piss in someone's cheerios so this is your
warning to stop reading it right now...

You were warned and if curiosity killed the cat you cannot unfollow me since you've read this far... last chance to scroll to the next post.

Here goes...

When a deaf girl jacks you off
It's technically oral.

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It's just a couple pondering thoughts... but you decide.

If you clean your vacuum do you become the vacuum cleaner?

If you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?

Drop your comments and follow #WillsTwoCents across most social media but be warned I'm a real guy with real likes and comments so don't be shocked that I look at adult material and share political and religious viewers. Oh yeah I also have shenanigans and sarcasm as I share my smile to make your day a little brighter.

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I walk not to the path of others because I choose to lead in my own right and following blindly may lead me off a Clift.

To block me shows your truest misunderstanding and the lack of acceptance of those with a different opinion. I may be wrong on a topic but I'm right and correct on acceptance of others as we all are human deserving of acceptance even without agreement.

Think about that...

I may not agree with you but I still accept you.

#WillsTwoCents

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Hey y'all this one is for those of you that remember...

Black people avoid Tootsie Rolls because they might bite their fingers.

Have a marvelous day and share your smile with a stranger

#WillsTwoCents

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What the one candy Black people avoid?

You know #WillsTwoCents is Black? Not that it gives me the right to make or tell racist jokes but I can't help it if it's funny.

See the next meme for the punchline

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What a Black person's favorite candy?

I don't get to tell this joke because I'm Black although the punchline is a little racist... get out of the craziness of the day and smile or laugh real life needs a fun break.

Cotton candy
Don't make me explain it.

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Listen up I also tell Black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor... everyone is subject to funniest

Quattro Cinko (don't shoot the messenger I know it's spelled Cinco)

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This one is sure to get me in trouble... to bad trouble isn't a woman, I'm tired of being single and I haven't been in a woman in a while.

Is that the joke? No I'm the joke not getting any because I want someone who is actually attractive and takes care of her body somewhat...

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If you find jokes funny then we should be friends...

A prettiest, a rabbit and a pastor walks into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit what it would like. The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect and swype can't get their story together. "

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Did you figure out that a criminal is actually wanted...

OK so that may be a little dark but still funny and kinda true

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Are you ready for another joke?

OK what's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

See the next meme for the answer
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Did you figure it out? It's probably the similar to you... but look at you thinking.

OK so the sheep "herd" it before.

Have A Nice Day!

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Why didn't the sheep laugh at the joke?

Listen I'm trying to make you laugh using simple kid humor... if you want more adult humor or that which dances in the xxx range leave me a comment.

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A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
A friend... like me, well that is a sign of great taste!

Repost if you're a great friend and tag another great friend spreading your good vibes

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SWAMP-BOOBS

When is so hot and humid that your under boobs sweat as bad as your forehead and neck...

Similar to swamp-ass

I still love summer

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Say the following words as fast as you can... REPEATEDLY:

Alpha
Kenny
One

Say it faster and faster and keep repeating.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch the one...

I'm stuck here holding my rod!

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I'm looking for a friend.

Many will not qualify because this is a romantic recipient, a trusted ear that listens, a woman that I'm attracted to for her mind as well as her body, someone who is mine as I am hers, she will like me for all of my craziness and I'll love her every flaw, she'll be my motivation and I'll be her rock!

Yes, I'm looking for a friend but I'm also looking for love!

Interested ladies should say hi probable candidates will have a conversation on only one will fit but we'll never know until we touch.

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OK so stop reading this meme if you are offended by humor of a sexual nature, dirty mind or sexual enuendo...
I've warned you so don't roll your eyes unless they are doing the crazy laugh roll because...

Boys have 2 speakers and a microphone

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Why do boys fart louder than girls?

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I no longer know if I want to drown myself with:
Love
Alcohol
or
The ocean

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Ladies:
Initiate sexual intimacy with your man... he will feel like he's desired for what he can provide.

Btw doing this also will get him to stay interested in you but don't wait until it's too late

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When you respond to my comment I get a smile

If you LIKE my comment or post I'm happy

If you SHARE my comment or post I get a warm fuzzy love feeling that brightens my day.

So you see interactions with me mean a lot more than you think...

Have a day that's filled with LOVE, PEACE, HAPPINESS & SMILES

Sincerely,
#WillsTwoCents

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Sharing a smile with a stranger can make your day brighter... then you don't have to turn to the 3 kings...

SmoKING
DrinKING
Oh hell that smile could lead to the 3rd king...
FucKING

If you enjoyed this joke FOLLOW ME, LIKE this post and SHARE it with someone with a sense of humor.

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OK this one really hits on the adult dark side of funny...
Come on guess good I'm only talking to you in this one so look for the next meme for the answer...
#WillsTwoCents is up to #Shenanigans

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Do you know who the 3 kings that brought happiness?

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I'm free right now if you want me to be the object of your desires or some kind of other personal amusement...

Later there will be charges for me

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I just thought I'd inform you all that I'm about to do some bad decision stuff... but I'm not telling what it is so you can stop me or talk me out of it... I'm letting you know so you can join me having fun doing what we ain't supposed to be doing... especially at our age.

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It's apparent that you are just an
A.S.K.
Attention
Seeking
King (btw this reference to king is not a good thing)

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Oh yes I'm at it again...
If you follow me I follow you back...
But that's not what the janitor said... he said...

SUPPLIES

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

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What do you like on your pizza?

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I might not put the sparkle in your eye...
BUT
I can put that WHAT THE FUCK! wrinkle in your forehead.

You don't have to like this or agree with me but a follow would be nice...
You know you'll never find anyone as honest as me unless I'm lying... hmm

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Please don't shoot the messenger and know I have no ill intent against anyone...

They finger paint in red.

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I'm going dark for your smile...

What do lesbians do when they have their menstrual period?

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You must develop the ability to be disliked in order to free yourself from the prison of other people's opinion!

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Oh yeah I'm at it again telling jokes

Did you guys correctly?

Did you say...
Beeeecauuussse
Any cock a do

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Why did the young widow want a roster when she had no hens?

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Someone said I had a dirty, nasty and naughty mind...

I asked how do they know what I'm talking about... I guess birds of a feather all flock together.
Now go ahead and hit that like button... whole you're at it... SMILE!

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Whoremembers

What???

You read that wrong also?

That's why we're friends and/or following each other...

Join the SMILES at:

#WillsTwoCents

and share your smile with a stranger!

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If a woman uncrossed her legs in front of you. It may not be an accident.

It could be a silent unspoken invitation.

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Sometimes your only closure is in knowing you had good intentions and a good heart!

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What came first...
The color orange or the fruit?

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If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?

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Are you really ready for the answer?

Just remember I don't always write these jokes but if it's funny is funny.

So you see men are better cooks because with a couple nuts and a sausage we can fill a woman's belly for nine months.

Don't forget to LIKE & REPOST both parts of this joke.
Share your smile with a stranger because it will make their day or your day (ask me how it made your day).

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Do you know why men are better at cooking?

The answer is sexist I know but that doesn't change that it's funny.

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#WillsTwoCents has another for you...

Read the vowels in the name at the bottom out loud or ask a friend/ family member to do so for a good laugh.

And follow me for other funny or fun things

Enjoy the day and share your smile

CÉLINE DION

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A night with you would only leave me desiring a lifetime of nights with you. Yet, a lifetime is only enough time to understand that an eternity is a small measure of time compared to the depth of one's love.

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If you want to smile you should be following #WillsTwoCents but you have to appreciate dark humor also...

If you can smell it from across the room...
That's some good weed!

LIKE
SHARE
REPOST
I'm talking about your smile

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What the difference between WEED and PUSSY?

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Rain, rain go away #WillsTwoCents has jokes to say...

The drummer named them:

Anna-1 & Anna-2

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What does a drummer name his twin daughters?

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I will not chase you to be your friend, man, lover or boyfriend!

Not unless we're being naughty.

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Sex is fun
Sex is great
My sex requires you to cooperate!

Lay on back
Spread your legs
Because where they meet
Is the spot I seek that's so sweet

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If there is anything you should stop wearing after the age of 40... it's the weight of other people's opinions about you!

And by 50 you should know what makes you happy and not be afraid to make friends with the opposite sex.

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MyM and AndSheCame like this

I've developed an excellent set of skills while sexing/loving more than a lot of women over many years...

You'd like these skills
They would make you cum
Again and again!

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Ziya, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

Make sure you're as disgusted with your own sins as you are disgusted by other's sins

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MyM, Ziya and Brosuperior like this

Don't you hate forgetting the post you were going to make when you was making another post?

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Some people think it's funny to make suggestive posts
Until someone like me responds with my own suggestive responses...

Oh now you're joking
Who said I wasn't joking?

Don't let having lots of followers make you think you're all that... and don't play games that you don't want to be a player in.

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Contrary to popular ignorance; to not give a fuck, is to give just enough of a fuck to say, "You don't give a fuck!" So you gave a fuck after all.

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Brosuperior likes this

Everyone told Sam not to sing...

Yeah, you should know where this is going. Follow #WillsTwoCents if you're fun or like fun things but leave that drama for your momma. I was doing FAFO in high school back in the 80's

But SAMSUNG

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AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

A rabbit is happy if he's hoppy...

Stop, don't shoot the messenger a 5 year old told me that one.
And if you got a problem maybe it's because your cornbread isn't cooked in the middle

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How do you know a rabbit is happy?

Let me know in the comments if you like my 2 part jokes and where you're from (not between your mom's legs).

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They're nice...
But they're about as sharp as a marble!

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If I had to describe you with 1 word I'd say you're...

UGLIER:

UNIQUE
GORGEOUS
LOVEABLE
INCREDIBLY
EYE-CATCHINGLY
REMARKABLE

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You are UGLY!

U-Ultimately
G-Gorgeous
L-Lady
that's
Y-Yummylicious

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If you want it...

Work for it!

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MariaRaposo, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

Mindset

Is everything!

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Y'all gotta stop being like tulips... expecting everyone to tiptoe around you.

Instead you should be like the dandelion... getting pulled out, mowed down and coming right back!

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Brosuperior likes this

Name a food that is always messy as you eat it

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If time allowed, I'd love you across a thousand lifetimes, and still, it wouldnt be enough.

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I don't use pay to view sites like Only Fans.

Please don't ask me to check out your spicy accounts even if you say it's free.

It's not that I don't enjoy viewing sexy women in sexually suggestive ways but those sites are just not for me.

Thank you in advance for not sending me your menu that's not what I'd order from. I give pleasure so I wouldn't pay you to please yourself and I wouldn't charge you for me to please you.

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What's something men do that women just don't understand?

Guys try to answer why under the women's comments (don't be creepy)

Let's see if we can keep this going for a week and don't forget to follow me for more

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What is something women do that men don't understand?

Ladies try to answer why under the guys comments...

Let's see if we can keep this going for a week and don't forget to follow me for more

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Did you enjoy reading that?

Follow me
Then DM me for more

Open your world to my possibilities

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A laugh is just a smile that has exploded in a good way...

so show us the sparks in your eyes with your laughter.

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You want me in your life?
Invite me

You wish I was there?
Invite me

I'm no genie but those are wishes I can grant if you only ask, mention, or maybe even if you just LIKE, SHARE or REPOST this.

Like your SMILE; you have the power, magic and will to make it happen... I'm just the result of your light shinning bright.

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If someone from Iceland had a child with someone from Cuba is the child an Ice-cube

#WillsTwoCents still bringing you jokes and shenanigans... follow me for more

MyM likes this

OK would you rather...

1. Parents find your sex tape.

2. You find your parents sex tape.

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My girlfriend is mad at me after I called her my H.O.E

You would think she'd be happy that I think of her as HEAVEN ON EARTH!

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There are 24 hours in a day...
There's also 24 beers in a case...
Coincidence?

The mature part of me thinks a disclaimer should follow that but it wouldn't be funny then so the immature part of me asks where's the closest beer store is almost time for my next one.

#WillsTwoCents shenanigans follow me for more

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If a she shed is also called a bitch barn...

Is a man cave also called an asshole?

Don't look at me...I didn't make this shit up... but you should follow me (#WillsTwoCents) for more shenanigans

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You're the 1 that I want...
Got nothing but love for you you you
Honey
The 1 I need, oh yes indeed!

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Name a part of the body women love to show off...

Doing this against a Family Feud response

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME...

One word answers... OK a sentence

We are too old to be lying to each other...
If you can't keep it 100% honest with me?

Please scroll on!
And don't like this post

#WillsTwoCents

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69
Some will call it nasty

Me... I call it a romantic dinner for two

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Without pharmaceutical or recreational drug's help and no alcohol...

What is your best way to escape reality?

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Brosuperior likes this

What are we...

Legos; either we fit together or we don't?

Why can't we be Play-doh; it will mix and mold together creating something new and beautiful

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MyM, buzzielizzy and Brosuperior like this

Hay is not made...
It's grown in fields

Love is made, in the hearts of those who care.

Sex is had, by the bodies that connect!

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MyM, buzzielizzy and Brosuperior like this

People who want to see you win, will help you win!

Remember that.

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buzzielizzy, MyM and Brosuperior like this

OK so here's the answer to the two things in the air causing women to get pregnant.

I don't believe you like these jokes and don't follow #WillsTwoCents

Answer: right legs and left legs

Share your smile with people you don't know and this joke with people you do know

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Do you know the scientifically proven two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant?

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Brosuperior likes this

Oh yes I'm at it again... if you're not following me you won't get to smile at the jokes I post...

An Australian kiss is the same as a French kiss except down under.

This joke may not be appropriate for people under 18 years old or of certain religions.

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I bet you know what a French kiss is.... but do you know what an Australian kiss is?

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The good thief steals... kisses, hugs, smiles and lingering glances that makes your heart glow...

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No matter what life is throwing you right now:
You are awesome
You are wonderful
You are special
You are one-of-a-kind
You got this

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AndSheCame, MyM and Brosuperior like this

I just kissed you in my thoughts...

I hope you felt it

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Did you know today is a great day?
Don't take my word for it... if you can, go outside... smile to someone you don't know and wait for their reaction...
Hug a loved one, a child is best but a sibling or older family member will suffice. Now think back... you had a great day!

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You have the power to break out of life's sadness...

Just SMILE and share it with someone else, preferably someone you don't know (they won't question why you're smiling).

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buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and MyM like this

You should smile when you get a message or comment from me... look I winked at you and smiled so return the smile or hit the like button...
See were spreading happiness
Have a great day and come back tomorrow and I'll wink and smile to get you going again.

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Would you go to a nudist resort/beach:

1. just to look/ see
2. for the experience
3. no way/ no chance
A. I'm already a nudist
B. I'm not certain; have body issues

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Would you meet me:
in person- @
or
just online- #

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Happy Blessings on this Good Friday

May you recieve the peace you deserve and take a moment to ask for forgiveness of your sins (even if you just think it).

Pray also that you don't repeat too many of those forgiven sins because I'm sure that with the devils influence on our FREE WILL... you will redo some of the ones we found enjoyable.
Just remember Satan's power comes from us, so maybe we should pray for power over him also.

Amen (there now you've prayed for it)
#WillsTwoCents

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I do not pay you money to be your friend, boyfriend or lover.
After all why would I pay you to be pleasured?

Are my skills good enough... if you're my friend you can find out... if you're my girlfriend or lover you'll know. If you follow me your investigating my worthiness.

#WillsTwoCents

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I will flirt with you, compliment you, and talk to you...

I will not send you money, gift cards or other forms of finances for these benefits that make you feel good.

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buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

My kisses are worth ruining your lipstick!

Now come here.

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buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

What an incredible people we are...

Thirsty for knowledge, but hypocrites afraid of change!

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MyM, buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

Parents don't wait until your children's acting out is to far gone to correct it.

A firm hand to that buttocks will establish that you are in charge and won't tolerate misbehaving.

Don't spare the rod (even in public) or you'll spoil that child!

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For most of us our lives seem boring but to those who are not around us it's interesting if not exciting.
So the next time someone asks how was your day... don't just say it was fine, long or some other short reply; talk about the events that you encountered... then you'll realize just how charmed your life really is.

#WillsTwoCents

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Does anyone remember the chiropractic joke posted...
about a week back?

#WillsTwoCents follow me if you like to smile
Repost this if your following me
Comment if you consider yourself a friend... "hello" will do.

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I'm likely to do some foolish things ...

Make no mistake
I'm no fool!

Me and my money will only part if I'm comfortable with the means by which I surrender it.

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I'm likely to do some foolish things ...

Make no mistake
I'm no fool!

Me and my money will only part if I'm comfortable with the means by which I surrender it.

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I live rent free in my enemie's heads...

But I'm only allowed to visit in my friend's heads...

I guess it's better to have frienemies so that someone is thinking about me.

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AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

Can we stop the double standards between men and women...

What's good for the goose; is good for the gander.
What the gander can do, so should the goose be capable of doing!

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Every girl has a naughty side...

It just takes the right man to bring it out!

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Brosuperior likes this

Everyone swears they are solid...
Ice is too; until you put a little heat on it!

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buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and MyM like this

I'm not negative
But this isn't positivity...

The STRUGGLE NEVER ENDS UNTIL YOU DIE... at least I hope it ends then.

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May you be blessed with enough money to comfortably be able to pay your rent/ mortgage and buy groceries while sharing a smile with people you pass by and enjoy the day in peace and happiness

#WillsTwoCents

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AndSheCame, MyM and Brosuperior like this

My doctor increased my medication on Monday...

It's a tough pill to swallow.

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MyM, AndSheCame and Brosuperior like this

If you're not following #WillsTwoCents you'll probably never see my stolen jokes again. But if you do tell which platforms did you find in your search.

The answer: two to argue with and two to apologize with.

Enjoy your day with smiles to share... spread happiness get peace; spread some legs and get stretched (what my jokes got you thinking dirty naughty thoughts)

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Why do women have 2 sets of lips?

OK so here we go again... a naughty dark humor joke again
You're following #WillsTwoCents as you should

The answer is in the one with the yellow background

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You're a glutton for punishment or you have a great sense of humor...

Have you searched #WillsTwoCents you can find my other accounts abs follow me to see other shenanigans I post, make a new friend or get to know me.

Answer: men have 2 heads and women have 2 sets of lips

I warned you so stop looking at me like that and share your smile with others

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Why do women talk so much and men think so much?

Yep here we go again... #WillsTwoCents is dropping another Dark Humor Joke.
If you like these jokes then you should be following me however if a sexist naughty joke offends you this is where you stop reading.

The answer is coming on a black background.

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Being my friend comes with certain benefits...
Loyalty
Protection
Shenanigans
A strong shoulder
Love
A dance partner
A hug provider
And a flirt.

Any more questions?

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buzzielizzy, AndSheCame, Ziya and Brosuperior like this

Girl says: come over I want you
Me: what do you think I am a piece of meat...

Knock at her door

Her: hold on someone's at my door.
Me: I know it's me!

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We don't tell the ones we love that we love them enough... so I'm standing on Oprah's couch and shouting it to the world so that you know how much I care for you!

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Tip of your silly life:

I shouldn't give y'all a lead in on this but instead just let it sink in but then you won't see the dark humor in this...

NEVER KISS YOUR MOM ON YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY!

Come on...
Think about it...
Gross but funny

When someone hugs you... FART it'll make them feel strong and you'll laugh if you play the fart game.

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OK are you sure your ready for this punchline?
It is kinda naughty so if your going to be offended is not my fault you read past this.

Answer: The way they sound when getting nailed...

Don't shoot the messenger #WillsTwoCents but you could follow me for more jokes, smiles, compliments and friendship.

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What's the difference between a woman and a piece of wood?

If you know or follow #WillsTwoCents you know the answer and punchline is in another meme so click the heart <3 and share this with others for laughs and happiness

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Who cares what I post...

Most of the time the algorithms doesn't show my content, or y'all scroll past anyway.

Imagine if I stopped responding to your posts?
We might as well be strangers who never saw one another....

I belive SOCIAL media is supposed to be social

Be human, talk to your followers and make them your newest friends

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #reallife, #relationships, #OnlineConnections, #SocialMedia

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If we could spread love as quickly as we spread hate and negativity, what an amazing world we would live in.

Share this with some random stranger and don't forget to include a smiley face
#WillsTwoCents

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Listen up ladies... unless he's wearing a diaper you cannot change him!

Men pay attention... you cannot make a whore into a housewife!

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Dogs can't operate an MRI but catscan

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If a spider bites me I'll become Spiderman...

Can you bite me so I can become Your-man?

#WillsTwoCents

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Starving artist be like...

I have no Monet
for Degass
to make my Van Gough.

If you get it you'll smile
If you don't you'll wrinkle your eyebrows

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Hey you... Yeah the one reading this.
Have a marvelous day and if you don't mind, SMILE!
Might as well make the world smile back or walk into something because they got distracted by your gorgeousness.

#WillsTwoCents

Tag or share to some spectacular someone you adore even if its only a platonic relationship... it'll make their day a little brighter... after all isn't that what it did for you?

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Time flies like an arrow...

Oh #WillsTwoCents (me) is at it again... Will the answer be in this or another? Will you get the silliness of the joke?
I know these are not original but I am. Are you following me? Did you like this post? Will you share this and make someone else smile?

Now the rest; Flys like a banana

I luv ya and it's spreadable so spread some love everywhere and don't forget the cheer!

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Did you hear about the mushroom that got invited to all the parties?

If you like the jokes
If you like to smile
If you want a new fun friend

Follow #WillsTwoCents (me)... I follow back, I like, comment or share your content.

ANSWER: I guess he was a fungi (fun-guy)

Like, comment, share and/or repost this...
Share a smile with others; it may be the pick them up that they need today!

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Well it should be obvious if you were born before the late 1970's...
The picture of Jesus used just one nail...

Dugh

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What's the difference between Jesus and a photo of Jesus hanging on a wall?

This is an easy one of you were born before the late 1970's

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Thanks for hanging around and I know you're ready for the punch line; so here it is...

Trans-action declined

I guess Visa wasn't everywhere they wanted to be! Or they left home without their Master Card!

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By now you've figured out that my jokes and riddles come in 2-3 sections... this is so that you have a chance to ponder for an answer or have a dramatic pause.

Because I'm an A- hole has nothing to do with it.
Maybe if you commented on my posts I wouldn't be such an A-hole...
Of you really know me then you'd know I'm actually a sweet tender big ole teddy bear full of love.
Yes I'm still naughty and loves to cuddle with women who did not need to get surgery because they were born with actual female parts that don't look like mine.
Oh now this is a 3 part

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What do you call a person who cannot afford to pay for gender reassignment surgery?

Before y'all go ape shit crazy on me... this is a joke! If blondes, Jewish, Blacks, rednecks, and Jesus freaks can deal with humor about them then I say welcome to the but of the joke club.

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What do women and swimming pools have in common besides both will get you wet of you're in them?

OK this isn't supposed to be a dirty joke... maybe

Oh the answer is on another meme or if you comment... maybe I'll add it to the comments

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They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you spend inside of them!

Don't forget to
Like, share, repost and laugh...

Your smile means the world to the stranger you showed it to so share your smile!

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I may get in trouble for this joke but I wouldn't be #WillsTwoCents if I didn't share it for a smile...

OK or an O.M.G. you're a sick, perverted, but fun and funny A HOLE

But I know you like me if you don't love me!

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We all need more tranquility in our lives!

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Say the following phrases as loud and fast as you can while recording it then post as a reply to this.

Alpha Kenny body

I'm sofa king we tar dead

My ding key is tie knee

My fat cool cheese is so vary Harry

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I'm really not arguing!

But I am trying to explain why I'm right!

Now can you just listen... then think for a day or two... after which if you have questions or other comments I'll entertain them.

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Husband: "Can I try going through your backdoor tonight?"

Wife: "F*ck that sh*t!"

Husband: "That's the spirit!"

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At the end of the day I'm me. I think I'm a good person and I mean no harm but let's be honest someone always unintentionally gets hurt. I'm here to start a conversation with possibilities that we will want to pursue romance. My heart is pure and in the right place but no words will secure your response and I certain that I'm not who you were hoping to see but take the chance to get to know me before you decide to ghost me...

You'll be pleasurably glad you did

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I've heard it said that women are always right and men are always wrong.

But if a man said she is right... is that man... wrong?

The shenanigans never quit because I believe in fun, laughter and being silly whenever you can and smiling to the world because it could have affects beyond your wildest imagination.

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OK so thanks for playing along...
Aren't you about pissed at how long I've dragged this out? Bet if I told you the real final answer is in the next post you'll comment on these threads....
So the cheeseburger isn't giving me a hard-on
Maybe this wasn't as much a joke as it was a compliment you sexy women...
Sorry guys homie don't swing that way.

Share a smile cause I called you sexy when I could have not called at all!

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Hey look at you... and it's said that I have a dirty mind but your looking for the answer to a dark humor joke...
You gotta know it's sexual if I'm giving you a warning about it but it's OK I like women who dobby get uptight about sexual jokes or suggestive comments when they know I mean no harm and I'm just flattering you.

If you're a guy reading this know that I'm never being sexual suggestive with you.

Oh and I decided to make this a three part since I don't get many likes or comments on my posts.... some friends you all are.

Finally the answer will have red background.

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Wanna know the difference between a cheese burger and you?

Yes I'm at it again with another joke... maybe.

So should I give you the answer or make this a 2 part posting?
I can't believe you wanted the answer now even after seeing that the answer wasn't given.

The answer will have a blue background.

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Today

If you find yourself smiling for no apparent reason it was just me tickling you from afar.

Now keep on smiling!

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What do you call a Roman soldier with hair in his teeth?

Don't shoot the comedic messenger after all this is just another one of those jokes that you probably don't want to tell at a business meeting....

A GLADIATOR and for the slow ones... (glad he ate her)

Have a marvelous day
Share your smile with a stranger!

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I'm too young to retire

I'm too poor to quit working

I'm too fat to be a stripper or erotic dance

I'm not funny enough to be a comedian

I can get you to smile so I'm not a waste of time and I'm a great friend so what are you going to do with me?

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The person that sent you this wanted you to know:

*You're special
*You're loved
*You're important

*You make them smile
*You make them happy

*You are pretty
*You are attractive
*You are desired

*You are their sunshine
*You are their friend
*You are their person
NEVER FORGET THESE THINGS

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These things don't lie...

Young children

Drunk people

Yoga pants!

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The good thief

Steals... kisses, hugs, smiles and lingering glances that makes your heart glow...

Everyone needs a thief in their life as long as it's the GOOD THIEF

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Women are like bacon...

They look good

They smell good

They taste good

And they slowly kill men!

If you didn't find the humor in that then don't follow me... this is my soft playful side.

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Using an android phone I want to change the color of the text in this "Bold" to black.

Could one of you fine people comment the how to do this for this #honest post and entry into the challenge which was supposed to end on 2/21

P.S. any explanations on how to change thing other than the obvious text is greatly appreciated

#help, #Honest, #WillsTwoCents, @Bold

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Just because I was flirting with you doesn't mean I was shooting shots for us to become romantic or hook up...

Gosh get over yourself I'm being nice right now but your attitude could change that!

The proper response when someone gives you a compliment is for you to smile and say thank you...

Didn't your momma teach you any manners?

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Hey,
I'm flirting over here...

Just sit back, smile, say "Thank you" and have a day as pretty as you are...

Now that's pretty amazing because I think you're very pretty!

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Ain't no way in hell somebody is sorry about the same shit they keep doing to you!

There comes a time to move on for your own peace of mind.

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I will take you bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, sweat, shake, moan and groan. You will beg me to stop and I will leave you weak for days...

What am I?

A fever... but if you were thinking something naughtier we should be friends following each other.

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I just don't get it...

I went to the animal shelter and adopted a dog... everyone celebrated my actions for caring and doing a good job.

So I decided I can do better so I went to the women's shelter figuring I could adopt a girlfriend now everyone is calling me bad names...

So I guess the girls at sex addicts anonymous is off limits also?

It's a joke... dark humor but still a joke! Go on a diet so you can lighten up or do I need to shove a lamp up you but to get you to light up?

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It's said that pretty/ handsome is about a face, sexy is about the body and gorgeous is when the face and body combine but beauty is when the personality shows up and exemplifies the face and body with an overwhelming ora making the person beautiful!

You qualify as BEAUTIFUL... I'm pointing it out that you are of such standard and I'm proud to call you as one of my own...

I LOVE YOU DEARLY

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Ignore this comment if you agree or like it and let the spam bots like this comment

To y'all that like this posting give me a follow for a follow back but no inbox messages or links to spicy accounts

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BOLD

Because you think,
Because you observe,
Because you need to put it somewhere.

If someone reads it?

Bonus.

If not? The work still got done.
And that's the real point.

Reposted from UsualMan

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Love is not just one day...
It's every moment you cherish with someone special!

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If you know... you know!

If you don't know... you wish you did!

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U R 2 6 C
I 1 2 4 Q U

I've said that if I'm not flirting I'll be direct...

Well can I bemore direct...

Lets close the distance between us so that it's not flirting.

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Did I like fuck dumb another for it post retard a like this read to trying time ass sweet your took you since

Read this backwards

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If women can have a cameltoe
Why can't men have belt buckles with mistletoe?

I'm thinking her special lips could kiss me under the mistletoe...
Merry Christmas for Valentine's Day or any other day

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Next Christmas I'm having a shirt made that says, "kiss me under the mistletoe" and a belt buckle made with mistletoe...

Make sure to invite me to the parties with the most women... I'm cuming all over

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it's so hard being a single mother when you don't have any kids and you're a male.

Reposted from jaybyrd

If you text me, "We need to talk" I'm going to reply, "YES we do!"
So now we're both anxious AF.
I'm not going to be the only one stressed TF out.

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Do you approve of racism or do you ignore it?

Doing either allows it to continue. Calling it out and shaming it is fighting it.

Take a stand if you really aren't a supporter of racism and want it to end.

And know that interracial couples have completely different skin tones... they don't look similar.

Racism is a hate theory brought about by ignorance that has been taught to you every group and classification of people have good and bad among them...

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #makenewfriends, #reallife, #relationships, #interracialrelations, #racism, #MakeTheChange, #repost, #share

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Fighting racism requires people to recognize racists and racially motivated statements...

After all racism is learned and spread as prideful and acceptance.

Reposting this shows that you stand against racism in all of its forms!

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reposted by MyM

Go ahead and FOLLOW me...
I follow back but if you're a O.F. account or a porn bot you're forbidden from inbox/DM'S sorry but I don't want you links and I won't follow them this also goes for the business venture accounts (if I wanted to invest this is not where I'd start)

Otherwise, enjoy my comments, posts and/or replies and have a MARVELOUS DAY!

OH GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW ME YOU ALREADY LIKED ONE OF MY COMMENTS.

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I'm attracted to you!
So I'm flirting with you!
All you have to do is smile and say thank you or I can turn these compliments into insults...
But I'd rather you SMILE & ENJOY THE DAY!

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I'm kinda jealous right now...
You see your clothes are touching your body and I'm not

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"Happy wife; happy life" is destroying most marriages... it should be, "HAPPY SPOUSE; HAPPY HOUSE!"

A good marriage consists of TWO HAPPY PEOPLE

Share/ repost and pass this on... let's get back to family values

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I need you to know that
I LOVE YOU...
Not just for your smile
Not just for your body
Not just for your pretty face, stunning eyes or gorgeous hair

But because you make my heart smile and it warms me to call you a friend

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Never underestimate the power of a good morning text and/or random compliments... they deliver much more than just a smile to the recipient.

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This is how you get blocked; by sending me invites like this... If you want me to see you naked just send me the pictures or video... I really don't share so your images are safe with me but if you send me links to photos or videos you're asking me to block you!

And I will do it so don't play with me...
I'm not a simp and I know how to see all the naked women or porn that I could want to see and yes its free and safe to view.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #warning, #BlockedParty, #reallife, #unfollowMe

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Saying, "I have friends that are Black..." or something along the lines of, "I'm not attracted to Black men (or minorities)" are things a racist would say.

Even if you literally have minorities (with emphasis on Black men) in your inner circle doss not release you from being a racist.

It's time to kill this notion that Black men are not good. Black men are probably better at relationships o(r at least no worst) than any other racial group.

End Racism today
Date, marry or breed BLACK

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Make no mistake I love seeing women naked...
But a well dressed woman is still worth a second look if not a full stare!
From casual wear to formal gowns women can look sexy and marvelous as much in clothes as out of them.

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If I were suffering memory loss because of an accident what would you tell me to remember us?

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If I lost my memory...
What is the first thing you would tell me about myself?

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If you're unwilling to date or marry interracially you are still a racist!

Repost if you agree
Comment if your child could/does date or marry interracially

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It's not an attack on the man but rather questions about the qualifications of putting America's interest first

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How is it that America can call someone who cannot even vote a nationally protected person of interest?

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You're mine and I won't stand in line behind NOBODY!

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No brain cells were used in this comment
because;

SHENANIGANS don't operate on brain cells...

They use SMILES and LAUGHTER

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I'm not finish making my point..
Please hold your reply until you see the stop sign emoji at the end of a sentence

All replies before then doesn't matter to NOBODY!

#nobody, #WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #talktome, #opinions, #reallife, #repost

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#nobody, #WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #Shenanigans, #IgotJokes, #funny, #laugh

Nobody knows what I was going to post... but it's not telling.

#nobody, #WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme

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I'm not dating anyone because dating NOBODY is better because NOBODY cares more...
I'm in love with NOBODY at all
But I think I see somebody coming...
Oh it's just another NOBODY

#nobody, #WillsTwoCents, #followme, #friends, #singleandlooking, #funny, #laugh, #IgotJokes, #Shenanigans, @Fionacatherine

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I don't have exes

I have examples of what not to do again... and with whom

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #Cute, #friends, #couplesgoals, #Shenanigans, #funny

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Nobody will read what I don't post!

Who the fuck is nobody and how does he/ she know what I didn't post?

#nobody, #WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #introspection

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If money was no object what would your sugar daddy/ momma buy you as a gift?

3 item limit

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My sexual guarantee:

I will do whatever it takes to ensure that when you initiate sex that we do not stop touching, kissing, licking, poking or humping until you have Shakey-legs and your pushing me away or you black out from sexual overload.

I don't aim to please I deliver the pleasure that you used to dream about having.
Don't try me before you're ready to live that life

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #positive, #adult, #polyamorous, #dating, #over40, #interracial

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I support women's private spaces...
No male or former male should be in areas designated for women only!

I'm also tired of having intellectual conversions with people with mental illness thinking they were born the wrong gender... if they can claim that why can't I claim I was born of a different race or that I identify as anorexic instead of obese.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #reallife, #opinions

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Opinions are like assholes...
Everyone has one but to someone else it stinks!

You've shared yours and I've given mine now wipe your ass and flush them down and let's never speak of them again.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #opinions, #facts, #ShareYourOpinion

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#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #inspiration, #positivity, #talktome, #addme, #friends, #followers

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is no more?

Ben

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a wall?

Art

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch?

Matt

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #laugh, #IgotJokes, #funny, #DadJokes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in water?

Bob

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #laugh, #IgotJokes, #funny, #DadJokes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a pile of leaves?

Russell

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It doesn't matter that I'm a guy and you're a girl...
What matters is that we've connected as friends and want each other around even if we're not lovers

And it doesn't mean that we don't see the sexiness or attractiveness in each other and we can express our appreciation and gratitude for one another without changing what we have and who we are to each other because....

We are real friends!

#WillsTwoCents, #friends, #couplesgoals, #Goals, #love, #smile, #singleandlooking, #life, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme

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I want to:
C ddle
and
K ss you
But there is two things missing...

Can you tell me what they are?

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #Cute, #romance, #smile, #hello

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SMILE:

Simple
Moments
Instantly
Lifting
Everyone's
Spirit

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #romance, #inspiration, #positivity

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If I rub your back

I'm gonna touch your butt!

I like your butt!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #friends, #singleandlooking, #fun

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We could do that... but you're too far away!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #interracial, #Goals

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If you follow me... I'll follow you back!

If you ignore me... I'll likely find a way to annoy you until you give me the same attention I once gave you.

I don't block people unless they are fake and send me things I don't want... naked photos are always accepted if they are of women.

I'll try to make you smile but I want you to share it with people in the real world (not just online). You never know how you could make their day better by doing so... I like to wave at strangers while we're at traffic lights.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #ShareAsmile, #makenewfriends, #smile, #RetweetThis, #EnjoyTheDay

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All I want for Christmas is you...
No clothes, just a ribbon and your smile.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #interracialdating, #friends, #couplesgoals, #smile, @Sledge

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Whats the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just cant beat it.

#WillsTwoCents, #IgotJokes, #funny, #followme, #gettoknowme, #laugh, #Christmas

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You're only a couple actions away from getting more compliments and enduring feelings of warm appreciation mixed with giggles...

Follow me (I do follow back) and respond to my comments.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #sharinglife4love, #friends, #couplesgoals, #interracial

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Trust is given freely; lost foolishly and never fully regained!

Let that sink in for a bit

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #truth, #talktome, #think, #trust, #trust-issues

You looked good today, even though I didn't see you but I know you did.

You always do!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #inspiration, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #over40, #dateme

I may be single but I'm surely not desperate!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #interracial, #polylifestyle, #polyamorous

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If I respond to your post I expect you to acknowledge that reply with at least a LIKE and if I've included a compliment, prudence dictates you thank me.

So if you've failed after several attempts don't be shocked if I call you out as ATTENTION SEEKING... after all it was your rudeness that brought it on.

Don't let the porn bots out do you

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #RetweetThis, #freethinking

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I was at the Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.

She immediately said to me,
"Get the fuck out of here and don't come back."

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #IgotJokes, #funny, #laugh, #followme, #makenewfriends

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You are worthy of peace, love, and joy, not because of what you do, but because of who you are.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #love, #positivity, #inspiration

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Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards.

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #gettoknowme, #advice, #reallife, #makenewfriends

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You learn something new every...
or
You should!

What did you learn today?

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #advice

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Here's a bit of personal information

About me
And why you should be following #WillsTwoCents

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #truth, #followme, #makenewfriends, #reallife

Lead
Follow
or
GET OUT OF MY WAY!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #inspiration

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Question:
Did you hear the story of the cat falling into the lake and the roster laughing?

Response: ... No ...

Reply: Wanna know the moral of the story?

Answer: A wet pussy will make a cock happy

#WillsTwoCents, #naughty4fun, #followme, #jokes, #laugh, #smile, #Shenanigans, #IgotJokes, #funny, #fun, #makenewfriends, #naughty

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If Tuesday is for tacos
Monday is burger night
Fridays are for fish (or seafood)
Sunday is for the family home cooked meal
Saturday is bar/party food
Is Thursday for the Asian/stir-fry?
And what are we goon do about Wednesday?

Drop your comments
Repost
Let's fill these days
Don't forget to share your smile

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #food

Only black parents can translate this but you're free to try in the comments...

GYBAITGDHRNBIBYMFA

#WillsTwoCents, #naughty4fun, #IgotJokes, #funny, #laugh

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My sister took her shirt to the dry cleaners this morning.
As she was leaving the clerk said "come again" my sister said "no, it's toothpaste this time"

If you're not laughing you must be a prude!
If you're laughing... that's why you follow me and we like each other.

Have a wonderful day and share a smile with a stranger.
Keep spreading the fuckery!

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #jokes, #justforfun, #smile, #laugh

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I 1 2 B D 1 4 U

read that again ... slowly out loud...

Well can I be?

#WillsTwoCents, #cute, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #singleandlooking, #singlenotdesperate, #seekingIRLfriend, #

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I Googled "best place to eat out" and it showed me a picture of you.

So what's up?

#WillsTwoCents, #singlenotdesperate, #naughty, #naughty4fun, #followme, #fun, #makenewfriends, #smile, #Shenanigans, #IgotJokes, #jokes

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As friends we talk, we laugh and we may even cry but in those moments we grow closer and closer exchanging details that we trust each other with. They may not be secrets but ours not public knowledge either.
You see being my friend is more than a follow with a follow back... it's connecting with one another as people actually do and all of a sudden poof we are friends or even family.
#WillsTwoCents
#gettoknowme
#makenewfriends

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #friends

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Some give good...
I give great...
Some kneed soft...
Some kneed hard...
I kneed deep
It's not just another rub... it's an experience in relaxing delight... but I am a man so something will get stiff when you receive my massage.
Females only

#WillsTwoCents, #SKILLS, #smile, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends

One dose of me and you'll be hooked but I'd rather have you adDICted

#WillsTwoCents, #naughty4fun, #positivity, #laugh, #smile

Teens today waking into school with iced coffee...

Back in my day we smuggled vodka in Sprite & 7up bottles

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #funny, #facts, #over40, #harrisburg

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Ladies...

Did you know a head between your legs cures a headache?

It's called thighlenal

#WillsTwoCents, #jokes, #justforfun, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends

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If you believe politicians campaign promises or slogans...

You should also believe in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #reallife, #followme, #Politics, #positivity, #honesty, #truth

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Reminder

There are people who smile everytime they think of you.
There are people who look forward to seeing you.
There are people who find their days a little easier because you're in them.
There are people who love you so much, the world is a better place because you exist!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #inspiration

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noly opelp atht nac ucfk ylrael gdoo nac erad wtah thsi gesmeas syas

hte nassiemntg: ptye a noe drow mneocmt, keil & eshra thsi those

#WillsTwoCents is at it again...

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #Fuckery, #fun, #share, #smile

It's hard to write a personal introduction when you're actually an interesting individual that has a lot to say.
So you're gonna have to take a chance and get to know me by actually talking to me. I promise that we can be adults and civil with the knowledge that not everyone is good with everyone else but the experience you get from connecting with others is worth the time.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #dateme, #conversation

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I hope you find that thing that makes you smile today.

Then share that smile with another... they could use it!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay

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Whenever I'm with you, even if we're doing nothing; I'm 1000 times happier. Just being with you, looking at you, talking to you, I catch myself smiling.
You're my most favorite person to be around in the whole wide world.

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #newrelationships, #smile, #love

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I've never met a hater doing better than me...

It's always the losers that have something to say about me or what I'm doing!

#WillsTwoCents, #truth, #followme

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I'm needing that wrap your arms around me until I feel you in my soul kind of hug

#WillsTwoCents, #hug, #love, #followme, #HarrisburgPa

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Would you want to know if someone had special feelings for you?

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #sharinglife4love, #followme

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This person is a friend!
We talk
We laugh
We share
We care

I defend... my friends

FAaFO... FUCK AROUND and FIND OUT

#WillsTwoCents

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #friends, #FAaFO

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If you want to run with the wolves...

You'll have to learn to rise with the rosters.

The day is waiting for you to make your mark, take your stand and achieve greatness!

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #positivity

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My DM rules...

What is said or shared in the DM is for my eyes only!

#WillsTwoCents

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #reallife, #relationships, #facts, #trust, #sharinglife4love

I'm a mirror...
This is true!

What you say to me...
Is reflected back at you!!!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile

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Most news, information and opinions are from a singular point of view. They all want you to belive that the way they tell it, it's for the good and they are on the side of goodness. But research before you believe. Chances are they are just trying to influence you to their narrative.

Don't be their fool...
Do your own research from multiple sources.
The more emotionally invested you are the easier it is to persuade you to believe a lie.
There are 3 sides to most everything...
Your side, their side and the truth (whichis usually a bit of both of the two other sides).

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #opinions, #truth, #OriginalQuote, #freethinking, #openminded

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reposted by Krisargent

I love when my followers become friends in real life

Because isn't that what we are supposed to do... become closer

Otherwise we shouldn't even know one another.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #reallife, #friends, #followme, #Goals, #life, #sharinglife&love, #share

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Panty sniffers
Is a guy who tried to come on to you but after being friend zoned he sticks around claiming to be your friend but he can't be trusted.
He will sneak into your bedroom or where you keep your dirty laundry looking for the opportunity to sniff your panties.

This guy will go as far as acting tough and agreeing with you about how some guys was doing something horrible or just being creepy because he's looking for the chance to slide under the radar to get romantic with you even if you're drunk or unaware of his advances.

Chances are I'm posting this about one!

#WillsTwoCents, #PantySniffer, #makenewfriends

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They say write a good book with the 365 days of your life representing one page. But you're no encyclopedia so you don't have multiple books to make a set. You are a story comprised of 1 book with many chapters. Each chapter has 365 or 366 pages, 12 paragraphs otherwise known as months with a page for each day.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #freethinking, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #, #life

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There are 366 pages in the next chapter of your life...
You're starting it with "HAPPY" let's keep the trend going until page 366!

Happy Leap Year 2024

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #happydays, #happiness, #2024, #smile, #sexpositive, #selflove, #polylifestyle

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I am me...
I will always be me...
I will not change for any one but me... if I see fit to change!

So accept me...
As I am...
Because there's no other me!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #selflove, #sexpositive, #sexualfreedom, #acceptance, #me

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We as people are very lost... listen to the conversations... it's always about sides. That would be fine if we were talking about side dishes to make a meal but that's not the case.

Are you conservative or liberal, did you take the blue or red pill, are you vaccinated (like some pet) or unvaxed (like an adult with choices) it seems we need sides... btw could you tell my side of the jab war?

Truth is without both sides working together we cannot and will not advance our society. I'd predict that if we don't get our acts together civil unrest will take hold on a global level in 10-20 years.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #freethinking, #friends, #opinions, #Solutions, #SocietalGoals, #SOCIETY

"Pay to see" or "subscription" sites like Only Fans is for people who have useless disposable income or people who are desperately trying to prove they have enough money to have a real relationship with the account holder or they are just plain stupid...
The account holder is selling you the idea of them but you can get that for free from other sources...
So really you're supporting visual prostitution... but you tell yourself what you need to, they only want your money when it runs out so will they.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #facts, #truth, #honesty, #life, #reallife

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Naughty or nice test...

Where will you sit to find out if you've been naughty or nice?

A. On Santa's lap
B. On my lap
C. On my face
D. On my face and lap

Submit your answers in the comments for your status 1 try per year

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #sexualfreedom, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #sharinglife4love

I'm cuming for Christmas
delivering mind blowing orgasms...
Have you been naughty or nice

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #Shenanigans, #followme, #sexualfreedom, #laugh, #Christmas, #over40

Supporting women on the pay to see apps like Only Fans is like believing a striper actually likes you and wants to have sex with you...

They only want your money!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #truth, #facts, #lifestyle, #followme, #openminded, #OF, #OnlyFans, #spicy

I will not stop doing the right thing!
If you want to sue me... go for it, if you win I'll just add your victory to my pile of overdue bills and you'll still be wrong and I won't stop calling you out!

Stop being a groomer!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #ShareYourOpinion

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There are ~interracial relationships (typically involving a Black person and a fairer skinned person not of Black origin)

and

~racially accepted relationships (of similar complexion skin tones...typically involving a White person and another fair complexioned or white passable person)

We can end racism if we have more interracial couples, marriages and breeding.

To challenge this assertion in any way is a racist view point

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends

I'm checking in on you.
Are you OK?
Have you eaten today?
Are you safe, warm and dry?

This requires more than a like. You're gonna have to actually respond with words or know that you've caused me undo stress and worry for your well-being.

Btw it doesn't matter how many times I send this to you...
Friends check on friends even if they are just internet friends

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #sharinglife4love, #friends

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Men use social media like introduction websites and dating apps

Women use introduction websites and dating apps like social media.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #singlenotdesperate, #single, #dating, #isolove

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Sometimes silence is the most appropriate answer/response/comment someone can give!

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #gettoknowme, #hello, #makenewfriends, #lifeskills

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reposted by Krisargent

Yelling and screaming never actually won an argument...
The opposition chose to walk away believing you're to much like a stone to ever be taught to float.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #friends, #Memes, #truth, #opinions, #facts

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Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled!

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Your fence needs to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme

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Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he's too old to fight he'll just kill you!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #friends, #Memes

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Good judgment comes from experience...

But most experiences comes from bad judgement!

#WillsTwoCents, #makenewfriends, #advice, #followme, #friends, #life

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Retweet if there is someone on X you'd like to meet in person

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #friends, #meetups, #smile

Please stop reposting people who want attention...

They'll die off and then we won't have WTF moments.

This comment is connected to a post that should have never been shared in the first place.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #opinions, #facts, #truthquotes

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Yes I'm flirting with you.

No it's not a real come on but just a sweet way of giving you a compliment.

Now smile and know that you are seen, acknowledged and appreciated.

#WillsTwoCents, #flirting, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #truth

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It really is acceptable to flirt but be warned it could make a guy look like a jerk.

Don't coattail a comment.
Coattailing is using a similar comment within a post or thread to flirt with someone or the host.

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Give a hug to the next person you know and see...
Tell them it's from me!

Luv ya more then a little; even more than a lot...
But that's not all I got!

So here's my smile from miles away...
Just to make this your special day!

#WillsTwoCents, #OriginalQuote, #followme, #makenewfriends, #inspiration, #positivity, #love, #friends

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reposted by buzzielizzy

It takes a special kind of person to get my humor

If you get it... don't give it to me, I already have enough for 6 people but we can be friends laughing.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #EnjoyTheDay, #laugh

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Bet you can name at least one song from every genre of music if you were born in the 60's and 70's

No cheating

•Easy Listening/ Soft Rock
•R&B Soul
•Funk
•Disco
•Hard Rock
•Country/ Western

Need some motivation?
Bee Gees, Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire, Kenny Rodgers, Kiss, Barry Manilow, Gap Band, Beatles, Dianna Ross, Jackson 5 (Michael Jackson), Aretha Franklin ...

#Music, #WillsTwoCents, #1970s, #1980s, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #over40

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Yes, I'm flirting with you ... innocently but honestly.

Chances are very real that the most we will be is online friends so why are you gonna get upset because someone finds you interesting enough to be extra nice while trying to be cute with you? Even if you're married I mean no harm or foul to your relationship because remember in the real world we probably live to far apart to pursue more than friendship.

Get over your self centered belief that is making you less attractive. I'm surely not all that and you are lesser than me in that regard as I should be from your stand point!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #freethinking, #life, #flirting, #smile

IAH (IN ALL HONESTY)
IDK (I DON'T KNOW) if you're ready to know the truth but I'm not a liar and I lack significant amounts of tact
So I'm sorry if I offend you with my candor but

I'LL ONLY GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT!

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #honesty, #truth, #opinions, #facts, #

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This woman is strong in ways you could not imagine. She supports others without being asked and deserves respect for being a good person. Her ability to make others smile is why she's an angel. Her beauty comes from within and radiates outward. There is magic in her eyes that sparkles like stars.
I would be flirting or giving her THE BEST compliments if I wasn't just telling the TRUTH.

SHE IS MY FRIEND and that makes me special and I'm glad to know her.

#WillsTwoCents, #women, #friends, #smile, #makenewfriends, #positiveenergy, #givemeafollow

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The strongest women don't need to dominate the opposite sex to prove anything.

The strongest women uplift their spouses because they support the teamwork that makes the dreamwork.

MASCULINITY = man
Feminist = anti-male

Which is really the toxic trait?

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #couplesgoals, #women

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We really should talk more than I comment with memes like this and you just like them...
Make my day say"hi" tell me how your day is going (even if its the pits). I don't care if everyone sees our conversation but my DM is also open if you choose to be private. I promise I won't be any different than I am now.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #friends, #talktome, #addme, #sharinglife4love

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Read the caption

#WillsTwoCents, #advice, #fyp, #inspiration, #instagram

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The goal of public policies is to protect the many from the dangerous few without penalizing penalizing those same many.

If the policy penalizes the many because of the few then it is an unjust policy and should be thrown out and removed from the books.

#WillsTwoCents, #facts, #Goals, #opinions

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This is really one of those... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL moments.

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When we see or know something is wrong... REMEMBER THIS...

Somebody did it
Nobody claimed it
Anybody could fix it
Everybody is at fault

#WillsTwoCents

@WillsTwoCents

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"Making people aware" or "educating people about what's happening" is just a glorified way of complaining about a problem unless you're also giving a solution to that problem!

Saying this must stop is not a solution.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #freethinking, #outsidethebox, #makenewfriends, #openminded, #inspiration, #opinions

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You are not hard to love

You are hard to to be unloved!

#WillsTwoCents, #love, #breakup, #followme, #makenewfriends, #reallife, #relationshipgoals, #polylifestyle, #polyamorous

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I still want to see that you're eating...

Just not at my table or with me!

#WillsTwoCents, #singlenotdesperate, #followme, #breakup

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TRUST
is given freely, lost recklessly and often its never fully regained!
FAITH
on the other hand, can be rebuilt but knowing the difference between faith and trust is a skill that even mature seasoned people have difficulty distinguishing between

#WillsTwoCents, #truth, #lifeskills, #opinions

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Ladies...
It's hoodie season and I know mine is so warm and comfy yet even though it looks cute on you...

Hoodie rules require you to be in a more than platonic relationship with me to take or wear mine

Now kiss me cutie

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #makenewfriends, #followme, #singlenotdesperate, #Girlfriends, #cute, #women

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Should I feel bad for you and your people when you won't even take up arms to defend yourselves?

#WillsTwoCents, #selfhelp

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As an American...
Are you free to seek entertainment of an adult nature?

Is sex an entertainment activity?

#WillsTwoCents, #addme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #smile, #gettoknowme, #EnjoyTheDay, #sharinglife4love, #friends

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Most notable theorists are not regarded as conspiracy theorists.
#WillsTwoCents is not looking to be notable and tries to remove the conspiracy from his theories and give sound advice to get the results that bring peace or education to society that allows people to flourish.

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #fyp, #freethinking, #advice, #Goals

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If you believe children are our future... you must teach them well or others will lead them astray

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme

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You can complain about what you see going wrong or you can do something to correct it...
Doing nothing is the same as accepting it to be a good thing!

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The time to do something is now...
For your CHILDREN'S sake!

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SMILE... I'm having sexy, naughty and probably inappropriate thoughts about doing special things to your body

Let me demonstrate

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #sexpositive, #sexualfreedom, #followme, #makenewfriends, #flirting

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It's not that I'm a pervert...
It's just everything about you turns me on!

Isn't that a good thing?

#WillsTwoCents, #gettoknowme, #followme, #makenewfriends, #freethinking, #ImJustSaying, #singleandlooking

When she pulls your face up from her pussy to her a taste of herself...

#sexualfreedom, #makenewfriends, #ShareYourOpinion, #Real_life, #ationshipgoals, #gettoknowme, #sexpositive, #followme, #sex

If someone told you they saw me, arguing with a stranger on the street; what do you think we were arguing about?

#WillsTwoCents, #freethinking, #gettoknowme, #followme, #addme, #friends, #reallife, #share, #repost

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It's funny how when we take a shit, we don't care about shit...
But when we don't give a shit, we take other's shit.

I think it's time we change what we do with shit instead of trying to change ideas on what gender is...

That's Will's two cents

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #freethinking, #makenewfriends, #gettoknowme, #hello, #addme, #positivity, #reallife, #truthful

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If I follow you...
You should be following me also.

#WillsTwoCents, #followme, #gettoknowme, #addme

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#WillsTwoCents

On most social media...
Come look me up, get to know me and make a new friend.

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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit!

You might want to read that again...

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I wish you could see yourself as I see you.

#showmemore, #positivity, #love

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Warning
I am an adult...
I post adult topics memes and content...
If your easily offended by controversial stuff don't #followme
I won't walk on eggshells giving my opinion so you can spit in my face with your views and opinions!

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It's all fun & games until someone is but-hurt...

Then you want to get serious and start calling people outside of their mother given names or give them offensive labels.

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It's all fun and games until someone is offended!

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It's apparently obvious that there are some confused people trying to fit in by trying to change age old society accepted ideas and definitions on gender and sexuality.

These people have mental illnesses and need professional help...

DO NOT PRETEND THIS IS HEALTHY OR NORMAL!

#MentalHealth, #WillsTwoCents

Boys do it about how big they are...

Girls do it about how good they are...

Just the lies we tell ourselves because no one else believes them.

#lies, #followme, #makenewfriends

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Platonic friendship
With romantic intentions from a distance...

An online crush

#flirting, #friends, #followme, #gettoknowme, #smile, #stillsingle

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Waste no time with people who would waste your energy.

Smile and stay positively nice!

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"It's not about killing them with kindness... but about doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do! "

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Most people celebrate a new year on January 1 and only say happy birthday on their special day.

I'm here wishing you a happy new year to your life because today starts another chapter...

May it have more laughs than tears and more money than last year...

HAPPY NEW BORN YEAR!

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I didn't choose your profession.

You didn't research it's down side so stop complaining about having to do the work out requires...

You don't need more money, you don't need any of your excuses.

Do your job or get out of the profession.

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When someone blocks you...

It's like having self removing garbage!

You can't buy that in stores, online or through the mail.

As if they mattered anyway!

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I still give a fuck...

I give a will fuck you up!

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I was going to say something important, funny or sarcastic...

However, I'm old so I tend to forget things.
What did you say your name was again?

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I'm a protector...
Naturally and instinctively

Don't mess with my friends, family, money or my rights!

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We should plan to live closer to each other then we could do fun things together.

What do you think about that?

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Yep we could do that...
But we're to far apart for it to happen!

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Don't just "like" this post...

Write a comment and don't let me feel as if I'm talking to myself.

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Challenge

Name something we have in common... even everyday ordinary things like waking up, reading something online, or having a drink of fluid.

Can you one up me?

Let's appreciate the little things that can make us smile.

Ready, set, GO!

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Hold onto summer...
Just a little longer...

Let me be bold...
I really hate the cold!

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If you love sex...

You really have an open mind...

And you belive sex is not a dirty deed done in the dark or behind closed doors.

Follow me, get to know me, #WillsTwoCents everywhere

It's time to talk openly about sex and what you enjoy... politics and religion are openly discussed why not sex?

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When it comes to profiles I could write a book explaining me and how I am or what I like but think of the fun and excitement in getting to know me?
Btw I'm not a serial killer, stalker or dangerous (OK I'm dangerously self-assured, funny and fun but at least I'm not boring)
Go ahead... follow, add or join me on this adventure through life...

P.S. Don't be afraid to say "Hi"

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I'm flirting with you...
This is true.

But it's how you react is what I want to see...
That's just me!

Is it for fun or to see what it could be?

If it makes you smile I'm happy...
If you flirt back then we both can smile.

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I post for my amusement and possibly to get you to smile. If you're offended, pissed off, embarrassed or butt hurt by my posts; stay tuned it will probably happen again but do stick around my thoughts, opinions and humor is vast so, I'm sure you'll find me funny at some point.

Oh and follow my hashtag
#WillsTwoCents
Look for it everywhere

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She's
All
Woman

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Fuck around and find out security

Enter at your own stupidity!

#WillsTwoCents

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I really love a thick camel toe
Not a fake toe, not a belly toe and not a seam toe... OK sometimes a seam toe

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