askim's Posts

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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My Boss told me: Dress for the job you WANT not for the job you HAVE! Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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