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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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Sushi is Japanese for 'you'll still be hungry'.

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I can't wait to hide all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

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My head says
"WHO CARES"
and my heart replies
"YOU DO STUPID"

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I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

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roses are red

violets are blue

vodka is cheaper
than dinner for two

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