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Armyhu

ironic is wanting to forget about someone who used to make you forget about everything

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i'll be there in 10min. if you see i'm running late, reread this mssg.

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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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i hate being on meds... can't drink anything to forget

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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alcohol makes friends, but weed keeps them

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