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(After making a "Basil Mojito")

BARTENDER
- Can you taste the basil?
GIRL SITTING AT THE BAR
- I could smell it when you put it in.
BARTENDER
- That's what she said...

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(After making a "Basil Mojito")

BARTENDER
- Can you taste the basil?
GIRL SITTING AT THE BAR
- I could smell it when you put it in.
BARTENDER
- That's what she said...

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Cuando un mm más en X o en Y importa... La vida no vuelve a ser la misma...

-Nefu

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Drunk you is awesome!
It's lose and kinda slutty. Embraces your own self, gives away friends, talks about anal sex, rim jobs and tit fucking.
It's who you really are when you don't have to worry about some boring shit.
(Anonymous)

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I don't wanna fuck you, but I wanna give you one of my friends...

-Helena Joensson

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As long as you have money and I don't have to spend any...
I'll suck your dick...

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