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If she's still ugly after the 7th beer... give up.

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Drunk you is awesome!
It's lose and kinda slutty. Embraces your own self, gives away friends, talks about anal sex, rim jobs and tit fucking.
It's who you really are when you don't have to worry about some boring shit.
(Anonymous)

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El "Te invito a cagar" está sobrevalorado, asi que yo te invito a vomitar a casa...

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Marriage doesn't mean the end of your sex life...
unless you're straight.

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-Tomémonos un tiempo.
-Como no, para mi con hielo...

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Dogs at restaurants are not a proof that God doesn't exist...
3 dogs at a restaurant, it is.

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As long as you have money and I don't have to spend any...
I'll suck your dick...

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(After making a "Basil Mojito")

BARTENDER
- Can you taste the basil?
GIRL SITTING AT THE BAR
- I could smell it when you put it in.
BARTENDER
- That's what she said...

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