amandaa's Posts

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies & the wall gets in the way.

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• sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will cause permanent psychological damage •

true shit.

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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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~ <3 ~ <3 ~ <3 ~ <3 ~ <3 ~

_Amanda_Sundgren

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I'm just saying, if stupidity was a job, you'd be a millionaire.

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What do you call a broken iPhone?

"Applepie"

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Dear Hair, I'm sorry I burn you, cut you, and tie you up. But I will always, always love you.

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Some people are adicted to drugs, I'm adicted to PLL.

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Wherever you go there is always going to be this one

BITCH

you will feel the urge to punch in the face everytime you see her.

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Whenever somebody says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I'm wearing.

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WIKIPEDIA-I know everything
GOOGLE-I have everything
FACEBOOK-I know everybody
INTERNET-Without me, you are all nothing
ELECTRICITY-Keep talking bitches.

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My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.

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Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don't

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My life is a constabt cycle of wating until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

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Whenever someone asks me to recimmend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

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Me; *Lay in the sun for 5 minutes*
"Am I tan yet?"

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Crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can't explain how things made your heart broken.

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I'd rather be weird as fuck, than boring as hell.

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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Life

•See that?

Going in too the shower
-Nah I don't feel like it.
Going out from the shower
-Nah I don't feel like it.

Right? :>

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Person: You two should go out!
Me: Bitch I'm working on it.

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Friend; Dude, That song is old!
Me; Well so is your mom..... but you still listen to her.

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Shortest horror story

"Monday"

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That feeling when you just swallowed a whole candy.

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If your gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart, otherwise your just an ass.

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You know what? Fuck it. I don't care anymore.

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_Amanda_Sundgren

-Are you mad?
-No
-Are you mad?
-No
Are you sure?
-Yes, I've told you like 3 times I'm not mad
-Sureeeeee?
-Okay now I'm mad

I hate when this -_-

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The first to apologize is the bravest.
The first to forgive is the strongest.
The first to forget is the happiest

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I didn't fall. The floor was lonley so I gave it a hug.

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Idag är emo:nas favorit dag - SKÄR torsdag

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Want to have a new instagram follower?
Well, follow me and text me your instagram name and I'll follow you back... ~•~

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youyouyouyouyouyouyoyouyouyouyou

Did you read it? cus if you did you would know that it is missing a u

Haters gonna hate
Lovers gonna love
Boring people gonna think I'm weird
Weird pepople gonna thing I'm boring
People who know me gonna think I'm beeing like I use to
People like me gonna think I'm fucking awesume

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WHY do we need school?
Music; we have youtube for that
Sport; There's Wii
Spanish; There' Dora
English; everything's shortened anyway (LOL)
Math; That's why we have calculators
Geography; I'll buy a globe
History; they're dead anyway

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follow me on instagram or gifboom <3 text me for my name

OR I'm gonna look at U while I'm eating a banana :>

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