almereca's Posts

Stop talking, start cooking!

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May the 4th be with you

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reposted by avant-garde

Le succés est la capacité à aller d'échec en échec sans perdre son enthousiasme.

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They asked me:
What is your favorite position?

I reply:

CEO!

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I like long romantic walks to the bank

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Le vent se lève! Il faut tenter de vivre!

#miyazaki, #ghibli

The world is split in two groups: penises and pussies

Hyon, Belgium

#quote

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Question du jour :

iPhone 32 Gb
ou
Note 3

?

Stay hungry, stay foolish

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Hyon, Belgium

#xmad

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I'm not saying
I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman
in a room together

Nimy, Belgium

#celebrity

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#gekko, #money

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Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Hyon, Belgium

#sex, #quote, #mcdonalds, #happymeal, #toys

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Hyon, Belgium

#productplacement

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Find your spot in life and ride it.

Hyon, Belgium

#productplacement

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I don't throw darts at a board.
I bet on sure things.
Read Sun-Tzu, The Art Of War.
Every battle is won before it is even fought.

Mesvin, Belgium

#gekko, #quote

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I bold ´cause i'm black!

#black, #bold

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damn shit! there is a ring on my finger

#hangover

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#hangover

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reposted by SimonLauper

in bold we trust

#quote, #bold

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2 days ago, everybody was talking about GTA V, yesterday about iOS 7. What's coming up today?

#gta, #ios, #people, @babs_77

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People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having a diarrhea is better

#quote, #love, #diarrhea, #feelings, #toilet, #true, #life

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say 'WHAT' again!

#pulpfiction, #quote, #julius

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To my Boldomatic female followers: I'd like even more your likes if you could make me sandwich!

#quote, #sandwich, #girls, #female, #boldomatic

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You can call me the man of steel 'cause that ass is just like a magnet.

Reposted from anonymous

#quote

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I can't. I'm playing GTA V.

#quote, #gta5

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Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

#quote, #pulpfiction

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I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems.

#quote

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I will stop wearing black when they make a darker colour.

#quote

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Earth without art is just "eh"

#earth, #art

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Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

#baloo, #junglebook, #barenecessities

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Twitter makes you like people you don't know, Facebook makes you hate people you know.

#facebook, #twitter, #socialnetworks

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Could you be loved and be loved ?

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Friends : n.m. People which goes in your fridge to eat and drink everything without asking.

#friends

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Burger King's full name was Burger Luther King Jr.

Reposted from satan

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

Reposted from Lirpae..

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Thanks to people like Martin Luther King, black people can own white iPhone and inversely.

#mlk

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F C K!

all i need is U

Reposted from RobbertPoel

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Spiders can make your girlfriend screaming louder than you do.

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Share a Coke with Pepsi

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According to my Whopper consumption I just recieved my U.S. green card

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NSA like your photo

Part of me says "I can't keep drinking like this". The other part of me says "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk"!

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If I was a bird, I don't know who I'd shit on first.

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Love is like farting. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic!

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I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

Reposted from anonymous

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Hé bonhomme, tu crois mettre des pressions à qui comme ça ?

Triple whopper large meal extra double bacon and no cheese at all, twisted fries and a coke, please.

#burgerking

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