alfaboy147's Posts

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

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to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it.

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Having a bad dream and been to scared to get out of bed.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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I would exercise but
it makes me spill my drink.

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When all else fails, smile. It confuses people. :D

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2things at once

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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