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alfaboy147

I would exercise but
it makes me spill my drink.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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