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We're all so full of shit...

Let's fertilize the world!

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With all the shitty people in the world, one would have expected to have much greener pastures.

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Suddenly all of my plants started growing and blooming.

What is this sorcery I thought?

And then I realized that I had left the room while Trump was speaking. I just hope it works as well in my garden the next 4 years.

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Had a glass of Whisky today after hearing that a glass a day can aid longevity, drank it neat.
The trail of heat it left behind had me checking for growing chest hairs!....and now I wait.

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Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life gives you shit, buy a stadium and fertilize the pitch!

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