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The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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It's no wonder Earthworms don't have ears, those fucking early birds are noisy.

23

You can't always get what you want...even on Black Friday!

11

I'm a worm protector.

Worms hate early birds.

13

I'd rather die alone than date someone who sings in the shower in the morning.

13

early bird...

...going to work

7

I shot the early bird today.

It was in self defence!

4

it's too early to bird

4

...but does the early bird DESERVE to get the worm?

3

If you are smiling
before 8am you have been sleepwalking
and swallowed
a coathanger

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Everybody knows... The early worm gets caught!

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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