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me: siri, read message from mum:
mum: every fucking single one of the ice trays in the freezer are empty. really? really? i mean how hard is it to fill them up. jay, if you spent less time worrying about whose knuckles were inside some cunt or who's sitting on someone's face then maybe i could have some fucking cold water instead of this warm ass water. fill them up next time. and what the fuck is this sticky substance on the tv, did you have a goddamn orgy. ugh...i'm going to bed.