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A COUPLE IS ON A WALK, WHEN A PIGEON FLIES BY AND DROPS A POOPY LITTLE PRESENT ON THE LADY'S HEAD,
EEEWWW!" SAYS THE LADY "GET SOME TOILET PAPER"
"WHAT FOR? HE MUST BE HALF A MILE AWAY BY NOW."