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questions kids only seem to ask in public...
* "did you fart"
* "why do you have hair down there"
* "is that lady fat or pregnant"
* why do you drink so much wine"
* "can we afford the good cereal this time"
* " what is that smell"
* " what is a tampon"
* " why can't i eat my boogers"
* " what's french kissing"
* "who's a bitch"
* "why does daddy have hair on his butt but you don't"