Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas! Santa: Be realistic. Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace. Santa: What colour unicorn would you like? - Post by JodieT on Boldomatic

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas! Santa: Be realistic. Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace. Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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