This is a scheduled post planned to be published at 16.12.2014 at 19:52
Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.
Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?
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