2 women were in a room after having their babies: One says "This is my 3rd child. I can't wait to see what my husband buys me. When the 1st one was born he got me a diamond necklace." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one says "For the second he got me matching earrings." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one asks "Do you have any other children? The 2nd says "Yes this I have a boy at home." The 1st one asks coyly "Did your husband get you a gift?" The 2nd one replies "Yes, he got me a course on etiquette. So now I say that's nice instead of fuck you."

2 women were in a room after having their babies: One says "This is my 3rd child. I can't wait to see what my husband buys me. When the 1st one was born he got me a diamond necklace." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one says "For the second he got me matching earrings." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one asks "Do you have any other children? The 2nd says "Yes this I have a boy at home." The 1st one asks coyly "Did your husband get you a gift?" The 2nd one replies "Yes, he got me a course on etiquette. So now I say that's nice instead of fuck you."

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