friend: what are you?
me: depends. in some countries i'd be considered a whore. in some religions a heathen. and in some cultures, enigmatic. just depends on what version you want.
friend: i give up.
me: probably best. why kill what brain cells you have left worrying about my predictament, when you should be worrying why you felt the need to wear that shirt with those shoes. 
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