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Dad:*Laughs and goes back to kitchen to talk to mom* "She likes it!"
Me:... He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. They don't really know. YOU FOOLED THEM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
Mom:"Likes what?"
Dad:"The tequila"
Mom:"Blech"
Dad:"This isn't even a full shot, and it's going down very slowly"