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Dad:*Laughs and goes back to kitchen to talk to mom* "She likes it!"

Me:... He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. They don't really know. YOU FOOLED THEM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. 

Mom:"Likes what?"

Dad:"The tequila"

Mom:"Blech"

Dad:"This isn't even a full shot, and it's going down very slowly" Dad:*Laughs and goes back to kitchen to talk to mom* "She likes it!" Me:... He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. He's only joking. They don't really know. YOU FOOLED THEM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Mom:"Likes what?" Dad:"The tequila" Mom:"Blech" Dad:"This isn't even a full shot, and it's going down very slowly"
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