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A cell phone rings in the men's locker room. A man clicks on speaker phone.
"Honey" a woman says sweetly, " I just found the perfect pair of shoes for $2,000. I also found the perfect purse for $12,000. I hope you don't mind but I also ordered that Ferrari for $100,000."
"Well" the man says "that's great I hope the Ferrari is fully loaded."
After he hangs up he asks "Does anybody know whose phone this is?"