mum: i think i have colon cancer.
me: mother are you serious right now, why do you say that?
mum: there's blood in my poop. i'm saving it to show dr. shaw.
me: well this is too much for me to handle.
mum: oh jay, if you're squimish don't look!
me: and we're walking!!!
mum: so that's a no on going to hospital tomorrow.
me: you would be correct. 
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