mum: when i die i want to be cremated and split between you boys.
brother: mother that's morbid.
me: and not to mention gross, you're not sitting on my mantle.
mum: where would you put me?
me: in the back garden with the gnomes you gave me.
mum: you're a horrible child! 
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