some random gross old man: *pinches my ass*
me: what the fuck!?
keith: WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM MAN?
some random gross old man: sorry, i didn't know he was taken?
keith: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
me: "taken" i'm not a fucking chair!
keith: you're missing the point byrd. 
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