SlickMemes's Posts

I don't play both sides when it comes to people and I don't fuck with people who play both sides when it comes to me.

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They don't like you, but they will be checking your page religiously.

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I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

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Fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way & you'll find a way to be okay with that.

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My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

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My next relationship I'm asking for a $1,000 security deposit.

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