SlickMemes's Posts

I have a very strict policy of... "don't do a fucking thing for me if you're gonna throw it in my face later."

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Look guys I know I've been bad... I've said and posted things many of you found to be unfavorable. However, with your help and a little bit of encouragement I can become so much worse.

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If I had a baby dragon,
that little sucker would sit on my shoulder all day, talk shit with me & shoot flames at motherfuckers we don't like.

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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fucking fired.

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I DON'T HAVE A LOT
OF FRIENDS...
BUT I'M OKAY
WITH THAT.
NOWADAYS FRIENDS DO THE SAME THINGS ENEMIES DO.
I'M GOOD.

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The only place I'll be flying this year is off the fucking handle.

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