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I wish our leaders were just as upset at the destruction of the earth and extinction of so many species as they are of man made buildings on fire.
You're on a ball of rock falling around a nuclear explosion. Its okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes.
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind.
You cannot explore the universe if you think that you are the center of it.
Happy Blessed Easter To All
To Anyone Who Ever Told You You're No Good, They Aren't Any Better
Keep showing up until you do belong.
What happens in space, stays in space.
let's be in awe of each other 
The German opposite of “umfahren“ (running something over) is “umfahren“ (drive around something). Good luck mastering this language.
if i have to explain my priorities to you, you're not one of them
Dream Without Fear, Love Without Limits
I'm here for you but not the turning my life upside down kind of here for you
All we are is dust in the wind
The sky's the limit
My first date was in the planetarium. Just to kiss under the stars.
The devil whispered to me, " I'm coming for you " I whispered back, " Bring Pizza"
imagine traverse the cosmos because you can
healing requires a different energy
FOLLOW THE BUNNY HE HAS THE CHOCOLATE
Texisting
LIGHT TRAVEL'S FASTER THAN SOUND! -------------------- THAT IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL THEY SPEAK?
Happy Easter to those who believe in Jesus or candy.
Love reminds us, that the universe was once a timeless place.
Love more, hate less.
The German opposite of “umfahren“ (running something over) is “umfahren“ (drive around something). Good luck mastering this language.
You're on a ball of rock falling around a nuclear explosion. Its okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes.
You know what flat-earthers? Fine, you can say whatever the f**k you want but from here on out, my belly is flat too
sometimes it is helpful to remember that the night is darkest before sunrise
Sarah Sanders, Kellyanne Conway, and so many others have their jobs at White House not despite their lies, but they have those jobs because of their lies. If they started telling the truth, they would no longer serve a purpose for this President.
I've decided that I work with so many a$$holes that I'm changing my job title to Proctologist
The Mueller Report has so many black outs it reminds Brett Kavanaugh of his time at high school.
You cannot explore the universe if you think that you are the center of it.
The sun and the moon don't measure how much they shine nor what they shine on and they are still shining on, yet we with our little might, measuring everything cannot even save ourselves
no doubt about it, dancing is good for the soul too
Stayin' Alive Bee Gees
Imagine Hillary had done everything this man has done. Imagine the hysterics of the Republican Party. Imagine Fox News. The Democrats, I fear, are too docile.
They say 2 heads are better than one. Oh yeah? Picture one of your kids that way...
Kurzstreckenflüge nur für Insekten!
Waiting for a creepy bunny to lay eggs in my yard tonight...
Remember this: Every single person who died trying to climb Mt. Everest was highly motivated. Stay lazy, my friends.
Happy Easter!
I could be all sad, but I have shit to do.
PHIL COLLINS In The Air Tonight
personal struggle manager
Never apologize for being yourself.
I getting where I hate to see my wife like this. You know, in person.
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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
LISTEN TO SILENCE
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
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