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things are not     
         acceptable 
  just because   
         you are 
             priviliged
     and able to ignore them
Everytime I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One saying, EAT IT!!!! And the other one saying DIDNT YOU HEAR IT... EAT IT!!!!
Know the difference between what is important, and what is urgent.


We have the money, the power, the medical  understanding, the scientific know-how  the love and the community to produce a kind of Paradise


But we are led by the least among us;

The least intelligent, the least noble, the least visionary.
Buy a second private jet and reduce emissions per jet by 50%

If you think you are smarter than the previous generation- 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.


Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
Best advice given 
that I have ever heard ?
"You die 
only once.
But living, 
demands that you,
often, 
and in many 
different ways, 
do it over and over again."

                                           Tuseet Jha
                                           (Paraphrased)
Sometimes you have to dance with the devil to get out of hell.
i miss you almost as much as I love sleeping diagonally



If we're ever in a situation where I am the 'voice of reason ' then we are in a very, very bad situation.
WIFE:
I WISH I HAD BIGGER TITS,

HUSBAND: 
TRY RUBBING PAPER BETWEEN THEM"
WIFE:
DOES IT WORK"?
HUSBAND:
WELL IT DID FOR YOUR ASS!"
I need a vacation... 

Someone kidnap me please.
TAKE ME TO ABANDONED CASTLES,
COBBLESTONE STREETS, ANTIQUE STORES,OLD CEMETERIES, SMALL PUBS, SLEEPY SEASIDE TOWNS .


Everything will kill you so choose something fun


"We know there are known knows: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns- the one's we don't know we don't know we don't know."




You must allow yourself to be touched by the madness of our times.
IF A DOOR CLOSES,
QUIT BANGING ON IT.
Whatever was behind it was not meant for you.


Consider that perhaps, the door was closed because you're worth 
so much more than what was on the other side.



Pro is to con
as progress is to Congress


Revenge is not in my plans.


You'll fuck yourself
on your own.
Das Gehirn ist übrigens keine Seife.


Es wird nicht weniger, wenn man es benutzt.
Ich habe so manche Sünde in der festen Überzeugung begangen, dass der allwissende Gott selbst gesehen hat, dass es gerade nicht anders ging.
Thinking people capable of thinking like me 

Is probably the dumbest shit I be thinking ...
Life is full of questions.

Idiots are full of answers.
    5 out of 4 people







 struggle with math
Everytime I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One saying, EAT IT!!!! And the other one saying DIDNT YOU HEAR IT... EAT IT!!!!


Please Stay Home-You Bring The Average IQ Down Everywhere You Go


You're technically alive, 

but so is a potato


As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard Of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain.


Then I got Social Media.
Best advice given 
that I have ever heard ?
"You die 
only once.
But living, 
demands that you,
often, 
and in many 
different ways, 
do it over and over again."

                                           Tuseet Jha
                                           (Paraphrased)
IF A DOOR CLOSES,
QUIT BANGING ON IT.
Whatever was behind it was not meant for you.


Consider that perhaps, the door was closed because you're worth 
so much more than what was on the other side.
Weißt Du, wie müde ich bin?







Wäre eben beim Anziehen des Pullovers fast  wieder eingeschlafen, weil es kurz dunkel geworden ist.





I did not survive drinking cheap wine as a teenager  to get taken out by a virus named after a beer.
A populace that is not worried by politics, environment or human suffering but is more attentive to YouTube, TikTok and Social Media deserves to face their inevitable extinction even if only as a "wake-up call."

  
demokratie ist ein verfahren, das garantiert, dass wir nicht besser regiert werden, als wir es verdienen.

george bernard shaw



Gunpowder is just angry sand
"I need you to put 
your long, wet, 
talented tongue 
between my thighs 
and make me squeal like 
Monica Lewinsky."

*Something I heard 
an assistant say to her boss in a series I watched on Netflix.

                                                       Ofrkjr
Hey, I might 
be dumb, but at least I'm not making laws against people calling me dumb.
berechtigtes desinteresse
.






I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions...
der (inhaltlich) allerletzte wahlwerbespot der partei
.

Joy doesn't betray but sustains activism. When you face a politics that aspires to make you fearful, alienated and isolated, joy is a fine initial act of insurrection.
REICHE
ELTERN
FÜR
ALLE.

JETZT!!
Sometimes you have to dance with the devil to get out of hell.


It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them



Where there's a will,
there's a relative.
Article from The Wall Street Journal: "Adults are Throwing Tantrums: Blame The Pandemic."

My take: No. Take responsibility for your behavior. Stop being an entitled asshole and just be patient and nice. We're all in this together.



I'm not losing my memory
I'm just really good at letting go of the past
"Sage mir, wer Deine Freunde sind, und ich sage Dir, wer Du bist!"

"Wer Deine Freunde sind."

"Wer Du bist."

"Danke!"

"Bitte."

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.