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traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people


All great things are created
in the space between 
method and madness
erzähl mir eine Geschichte..

was möchtest Du hören?

Deine Stimme.
before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

It doesn't hurt to die. 

It hurts to be left behind.




There's always a cost...it's what we pay with that's up for debate.

I love me some me time .
Sometimes you 
just have to talk to
a 4 year old and 
an 84 year old



to understand life.
for everyone who's kicking off about GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS,

you know you've got those in your house, right?
I believe that there is no greater adventure than to love and be loved.
The greatest moment was when I truly met myself, and I was terrified by the freedom to choose love or hate.
Was steckt in der Erde und stinkt?

Eine Furzel
SOMETIMES I TAKE BATHS 
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO DRINK WINE IN THE SHOWER !




We waste a lot of time crying over wasted time.

I love long walks...

...away from people.


It's the only time to be me.
let your heart be the compass...




s      i      e      s      t      a

Facepalm 24/7 



Think I'm gettin joint problems now.
I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
   o             *                       *                   
                                 o                o
                 
Bubblebaths and chill
*
                   o                        o

O                         *                                       

 *            o                        *         O





it's just me 
and my bad 
hair day, and 
we're doing 
just fine, 
thank you









tomorrow will be a good-hair-day
i followed my tears,
they led me to me
traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people
I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED, 
I KNOW,
IT FREAKS ME OUT TOO!

BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS?
My body is a temple.





Ancient and crumbling, probably cursed
                           or haunted.

But still a temple.



OF COURSE YOU CAN TRUST ME,

NOT WITH CAKE,

BUT OTHERWISE!
Start a new book.








10 hours later, you realize you haven't eaten or gone to the bathroom all day.
Yesterday came suddenly.

me time :

when heavy days need to lose weight





Delve into  the essence to everything you seek


A BEAUTIFUL ENVIORNMENT
CAN BE THE DARKEST HELL.. 
IF YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL ALONE.

          -ELLIOT RODGER:
If you don't feel grateful 
for what you already have,








what makes you think you would be happy with more?
I can go through the wall if you give me a door
I'm going to stand outside,






so if anyone asks,



tell them I'm outstanding!
Have you ever looked at 
                     someone's posts,








and realized you could be 
                               best friends?
"Hey Siri warum bin ich Single?"

*Siri öffnet die Frontkamera
You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart
                            skips a beat?






Yeah, that's arrhythmia.
You can die from that.
If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send
        its lazy ass home?




I've got shit to do.
"It's better to be lucky rather than smart, but if you're smart, you have a better chance of being lucky.”

-- Vincent Dunn
Me giving advice:





Did you try turning your relationship off and then 
                           back on again?

Did you try putting your 
                relationship in rice?
"Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"

"I give."

"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."




Disavowed Interconnectedness.

A FEW MORE POUNDS AND I'LL BE THIN ENOUGH TO GO TO THE GYM!
David Foster Wallace, yes I am a bit obsessed at the moment.


I have to make a speach on Saturday and he is the best inspiration.
Cannibal







(noun) Someone who is fed up with people.
Lack of communication ruins everything





because instead of knowing how the other person is feeling,
                  we just assume.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.