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The lifetime you gain by drinking 2.5 liters of water every day is spent pissing.

It takes a female to have a baby,
It takes a woman to raise a child,
It takes a mother to raise them correctly,
It takes a warrior to show them how to change the world.




LEARN TO LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR FEET WALKING AWAY FROM THINGS NOT MEANT FOR YOU




The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.


 Darn!
 I knew 
 I should have 
 written down that post,
 it was so good!


I'm getting too old to be explaining to people what they already know they're doing wrong
Die Erimpfung der Grundrechte. 



Willkommen in Deutschland.




The greatest gift a mother can give to her child is their own happiness.



just another manic Mom-Day




Go ahead - it's your coloring book. Color outside the lines. Use your outside voice. Out your demons. Your inside self needs airing too.

Somewhere out there, your name comes up when couples argue . . .
My mother comes from an era when women would grow wheat, harvest it, 
grind it into flour, make it into fresh sweet pastries using fresh coconut from the tree, and all before 6am  while surviving a genocide.
She will never understand why I do not buy flour from the shop, make pastries for my kids when it is so easy.



Because God couldn't be everywhere, he created mothers.

Jewish proverb
My mother used to say: 

“The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.”




LIFE DOESN'T COME WITH A MANUAL IT COMES WITH A MOTHER.
Being a mother also means holding the imaginary lightsaber when the transformer is about to poop


OK, who decided to call it 'emotional baggage', and not 'griefcase' ?
GOT MORE ISSUES THAN A MAGAZINE STAND
I'll  fuck off.


You wait here . . .


 ( Reverse Psychology )

You don't always have to tell your side of the story.

Time will.



Always love your mother because you will never get another.



I'm just a Mom, 
standing in my house,
trying not to lose my shit.
No matter how serious life gets you still need those ones you can be absolutly stupid with...
A cat is a cat,
                     they can't help it.
A dog is a dog,
                but doesn't know it.
Birds have wings,
                   but prefer to walk,
people have legs,
                       but hate to walk.
A computer is both
             a slave and a master,
but cellphones got there
                                   a lot faster.

It takes a female to have a baby,
It takes a woman to raise a child,
It takes a mother to raise them correctly,
It takes a warrior to show them how to change the world.

Thank you for not telling my sister that I am your favorite


Quote me on this one



                Who cares?







...for me?
Power  
corrupts only weak~minded mother fuckers! 
You dig?
                      Ofrkjr
Being a mother also means holding the imaginary lightsaber when the transformer is about to poop





No words can describe a mother...
No word to replace the word mother..
If mom can't find it... 


It's because she threw it away

Or ate it

Oops!





    'Woman' is not an idea         
     in a man's mind.




LIFE DOESN'T COME WITH A MANUAL IT COMES WITH A MOTHER.
your fiction is not my reality




Imagine a society where children are embarrassed of their parents?



Spoiler alert:

Your mum told you so.



Sanity is an agreement 
by which we find another acceptable to represent
society.
FIVE MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE: 

"Do your best to not make the same mistakes we did."

-- Placard found on Mars




The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
''heute gibt's für mich den ganzen tag verwöhnung.''

..einschätzung des bevorstehen geburtstages vom geburtstagskind.



Sometimes the same position gets boring.
A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie
                            for five people,






promptly announces 
    she never did care for pie.
I have been masquerading as a human all of my life. So, what is your excuse?




It's not all sex, drugs, rock n roll,

or speed, weed and birth control: 

life is still a bitch and then you die, 

so screw people, fuck the world, stay on a happy high

My heart belongs to the trees
Miss
The
Salt
On
My
Skin


Mother nature you forgot to take your meds!!! It's May and not the time for shit storms.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.