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If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?
Ich trink mir das jetzt egal.
I think we can all agree that hardly anywhere else in this day and age, can we so correctly say as here on boldomatic that we are indeed all boldly colorful neighbors to each other, being blocks of different sorts but altogether we shape a solid square sort of unity that has built up one really great online community and in so saying, we can still be sure that we aren't in any way or form being either politically, socially or otherwise incorrect or offensive and all this is no small feat of achievement in so many ways! So bravo bolders and thank you Boldomatic for this, which is no overstatement, nor an exaggeration but so sincerely felt here by all of us: Is'nt it?



It's not you versus others, it's you versus you.




Some people are so sexy until the moment they start talking.



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If you are looking for a neighbour
                 I'll be standing beside your heart.
YOUR
ENEMY IS NOT THE REGUFEE,
YOUR ENEMY IS THE ONE WHO MADE HIM A REFUGEE.




                  I am safe 
                  I belong 
                  I am enough





She was always the girl next door who unfortunately didn't live next door.
At least there is a slight chance of the possibility that the two of us might end up growing old together in one of those parallel universe scenarios
    ALWAYS
     HAVE
         AN
     ESCAPE
         PLAN



When anything could happen, everything 
matters.




The thinner the walls, the louder the ohs.
The greatest kind of souls are those
that do not try to be beautiful,
they just simply are
beautiful....
i took a pain pill, why are you still here?
Don't be in such a rush to figure everything out embrace the unknown and let your life surprise you boldomatic family love & best wishes :)





You could say anything to me in that sexy accent 
and I would do it.
THE INTERNET'S DOWN! MY NEIGHBOR FORGOT TO PAY HIS BILL!

WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY!
I'm here at the best neighbourhood ever: 

Boldomatic



Find your limits before others find 
it for you.
All I know is whoever wins this will be one lucky person.
Love your neighbor 

but don't get caught

Nosy 
noisy nasty neighbor.



Personality
Is plastic




friendship day




               BOLDERS


I'm not good at giving advice but can I interest you in some sarcastic comments?




A drugged up beggar, 
Says he's not in a good place,
Told him about mine.

My neighbor! Dear neighbor, be a good neighbor and should I lock myself out, please pass me a spare key because I am leaving to find myself and may get a little lost or confused
In Australia just looking for my soul,

mate...
My neighbor is so understanding wait a minute thats you

“The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience” 


   Emily Dickinson
From
A-Z
your a
F G

“mi papá tiene 65 años”
- my dad is 
  65 years old 

“mi papa tiene 65 anos”
- my potato has 
  65 assholes

spanish for beginners
I don't even know your name.


Take me to Hawaii
existence is impossible


anyone knows, nobody's got to google...
@ Boldomatic:

Show a guide foe the copyright thingy in the bottom right corner than many of your users have. Some of us can't figure it out.

Thanks.









Der Wahnsinn der uns verbrüderte war das Triebwerk unserer Seelen.
Dance like you're not worried about nip slips.


Nobody Move!

I just lost my fuckin mind.



there is nothing 
wrong in admitting 
that you do not
know everything •••



WHEN LIFE SHUTS A DOOR

....OPEN IT AGAIN.

IT'S A DOOR.
THAT'S HOW THEY WORK.
I don't have neighbors


I have neighbros
wenn ein wissenschaftler zeitreisen in einer blase für möglich hält, warum fängt er nicht erstmal mit erforschen des beamens an? da muss man ja nur ein paar km überwinden und nicht auch noch zeit...

"I can't do this anymore" are famous first words...





              Läuft...

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.