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Please don't take anything I say personal or too seriously. 
I'm just an idiot with internet access.
This is not the year to get everything you want.
This is the year to appreciate everything you have..



JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CARRIES IT WELL, DOSEN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HEAVY
ACCORDING TO MY CHOCOLATE ADVENT CALENDER, 
THERE ARE ONLY THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT....

SOME PIECES ARE MISSING
Friends are like boobs
some are great
some are small
some are real
some are wrong
Please don't 
pull me into your emotional fuck-pie
DON'T
SETTLE,

YOU ARE NOT SEDIMENT
I LOVE to make lists.

I also love to leave them on the counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store.


The past is behind,
learn from it

The future is ahead,
prepare for it


The present is here, 
live it
"IT'S A BOY!"
I SHOUTED WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE
"ITS A BOY I DON'T BELIEVE IT"!

IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I DECIDED I'D NEVER VISIT THAILAND AGAIN ?
In the end you will find that it is the little things that counted the most

Netflix  should change their
message from
"Are you still watching"


To "You should shower
and come back"

If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't  hear them anymore
Some 
hearts understand 
each 
other, 
even 
in 
silence.





How very ironic that we are often loved and unloved for the same qualities...
ON MONDAY WE START DIARRHEA AWARENESS WEEK 



RUNS UNTIL FRIDAY
I ONLY DRINK ON DAYS THAT START WITH "T"

TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
THATURDAY
THUNDAY
Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.
The longer the run, the shorter the day.

How is life like a penis?

It sometimes get hard when you least expect it.
Social media gives some people a mouth that theyd never have in real life....
Firestarter

OMG!

Boldomatic promoted me with the Birthday Level 5 Badge today.

I'm very honored. Thank you very much to boldomatic and and all the great bolder here.



This is the year to stay home

If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't  hear them anymore
the new political discourse: deny, deny, deny!


We all want things to be different, but they remain the same


accompany                    me
                         .





I would hug you if I could
 if you spent less time bitching
about your life,
you'd possibly enjoy it more.
"IT'S A BOY!"
I SHOUTED WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE
"ITS A BOY I DON'T BELIEVE IT"!

IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I DECIDED I'D NEVER VISIT THAILAND AGAIN ?
Let's just fall in love for the hell of it.
Tired of everyone and everything?
Welcome to the club.
The sky rules the earth,the earth rules water and water rules all life.
Please don't 
pull me into your emotional fuck-pie
Disclaimer: 
Just because I'm good at it doesn't mean I want to do it with you/for you
Don't start trouble.
May your desire 
expand your vision 
and understanding



the beginning
is the end, we
are the space
between
Wearing black will never go out of fashion.It reveals your inner self as much as it conceals.


Reveal your self.
Revel in your self.
All you need is love... Oh and chocolate, definately chocolate too!
The expected best day of the whole year is your BIRTHDAY.
You don't need birthdays to celebrate and have a good time,though.
Any time can be your time.
Once you start,
it won't be much longer till you finish.
Pamuk says novels are like museums and museums are like novels.I agree.

Novels are a cityscape where the reader both escapes the city and enters it.

Museums are novel,innovative,as much an exhibition of materials collected by citizens as a projection of the city itself.
Eating only two meals 
a day because you get up 
at noon.





       Never start small.
Healing is the practice of letting love in

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.