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The trick is to make you believe that i'm real. I'm not. There is no trick. You screw everything up and to make it easier for yourself, you damn me.
It's hard to dream about anything when reality is being shoved down your throat
Sometimes our four-legged friends understand us better because they don't say anything
The abuser will tell you that it is your reaction to the abuse that is the problem Not their abuse
Don't judge a book by its movie
The "E" in racism stands for Education
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
A person is not only what they are inside themselves. We exist largely in the way we are known to all. 'Know thyself' is not the only truth; 'let thyself be known' is also of great importance.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"It's never going to happen." The Devil says. But I put on my seatbelt anyway. "It's never going to happen." He whispers as I carry on practising, getting back up, trying harder, chasing my dreams.
A secret to hapiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it
Du bist hin und wieder, unwiderstehlich gut zu ertragen. Weiter so.
Rettet die Wale - esst mehr Japaner
When her feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says to himself ' shit, she's awake'.
I'm not ignoring you. See, here's a "Fuck you" just for you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
I already want to take a nap tomorrow
There's something in the shadows, and you're a player in the dark
so if an empty mind is the devil's workshop, can we hope an empty heart is an angels playground?
Sometimes the devil within us doesn't let us see the goodness in others...
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere
All you need is love and great hair
Egal wohin. Fahr einfach los.
You don't need a song. You need a friend.
What you can't say owns you What you think controls you
My sincerest apologies. Some of you have been flirting with me and I didn't notice, nor did I reciprocate. I still feel dirty though so I guess it wasn't all for naught.
wieso klagt eigentlich jemand gegen etwas das er selber tut?
Rettet die Wale - esst mehr Japaner
“Do I reeaaaally want to deal with all those clueless virgins after I blow myself up??” ~Existentialist Islamic Terrorist
mood: sending a wish you were here postcard from la la land
“I'll tie you up in the courts like a hentai tentacle monster,” is a line you never hear in those legal procedural dramas.
You can't be sad when you are holding a chocolate cupcake
Ruhe. Fokus. Ziel. Dann ist der Weg klar. (ICH/ Perspektive)
*returns from dog walking* Boy, have I seen some shit....
auto correct is this day's devil - either it twists what you say quite out of shape or suggests spellings that seem so far fetched it sounds absolutely impossible (but only when it is in fact correct, for once) and you ignore it like an ass
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Der Sonn_tag hat die meisten Follower.
REPENT! MY BUTT IS NEAR!!
The abuser will tell you that it is your reaction to the abuse that is the problem Not their abuse
And then there is me: about to hurl 'cause it feels like my back got kicked thrice and my stomach got poisoned once. Strawberry cake and Chocolate chipped cookies was not a good combination.
Die Wohlstandsverblödung in ihrer Vollendung. Deutschland rettet das Weltklima, schulisch und medial in unreife und leere Köpfe verpflanzt.
Well The devils mission is over, whatever mission in life that you may undertake, try it without planning, then the fun of doing it takes over and the imagination swings into high gear.
The President nearly started a war with Iran and was accused of rape. That was the last 24 hours.
Others do sports on a regular basis. I am different in that regard. This morning I went jogging. For the first time in TWO YEARS. Holy smokes, time flies!
THEY SAY THE BEST THINGS TAKE TIME! THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS LATE ..... NAH, SORRY FOLK'S HAD THE FLU UGH :-(
Can you still love if you have a broken heart?
Beauty happens, joy is created.
We're really diggin' your energy!! ~coal miners
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
LISTEN TO SILENCE
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
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