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i am twisted. there is no known cure. run.
Every once in a while you meet a hipster you don't want to waterboard
I want forever 
I ALWAY'S CARRY A KNIFE IN MY PURSE, YOU KNOW IN CASE OF CHEESECAKE OR SOMETHING!
as seasons come and go hands are turned into caresses, lips into kisses and names into lullabies •••
one day you will be loved, beyond reason, beyond doubt and with no hope of salvation one day, some day •••
Sink or swim either way you are gonna get wet
Even if you hear a bad story about me, understand, there was a time i was good to those people too, but they won't tell you that.
Lose control You don't have it anyway
THOUGHTS AREN'T FACTS...
My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am. I am not sure if I should be proud or scared?
i solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.
Don't look for someone better when you already found someone awesome.
Morning breath is why doggy style was created.
I am drifting far out to sea But you are still with me
We burn, but never end.
NEVER LET YOUR FRIEND'S BE LONELY.. DISTURB THEM AT ALL TIMES
The princess has also bad thoughts.
ART To live your life in your own way.
a wise woman once said "fuck this shit"... and she lived happily ever after
Politics... is for puppets
I've seen a lot of soap operas in my life, so I could kill you in 15 different ways and make it look like Winnie the Pooh did it... SO STOP IRRITATING ME, OKAY!?
~O__? /___ | | / | | / \ | | .._________/____\___?
i meant to behave, but there were so many other options
i am twisted. there is no known cure. run.
Politics... is for puppets
OKAY I HAD SOME COFFEE, YOU MAY SPEAK.
Don't give me another reason to love you. Those ones i already have make me crazy enough.
What the fuck are the scientists waiting for? It can't be so difficult to invent a teleport.
Silent Highway, One shoe.
Good Morning Tuesday God please help me make it through this day without Despair or Disappointment. Let me help others in their time of need. Keep Your Angels Close By For I May Need Some Guidance through out my day. Thank You and Amen.
Speak the truth even if your voice shakes
I just prefer my drama on my TV.
When a typical gym guy tells you: "oh pole dancing? That's not fitness, that's just dancing around a stripper pole" And your reply is: "if you look at it that way, picking up heavy sh*t a few times and putting it right back where it was isn't fitness either."
>[> >[> >[> >[> >[> >[> >[>>[> Never give up, no matter how grim the situation may seem. Stay Strong and remember the power of positive thinking. >[> >[> >[> >[> >[> >[> <[>>[>
Caring to much only defeats you.
Nichts versaut mir den Freitag mehr, als die Tatsache, dass erst Dienstag ist.
Teach your children reality but never destroy their fantasy
Real life drama proves there are about four sides to every story, and then there's the truth.
He was the kind of man who needed more confidence and less hunger.
Dummheit kennt keine Grenzen, aber verdammt viele Leute.
I'm not sure how much more of this "getting out of bed" bulls**t my body can handle
Did you know? A bear has 42 teeth.
God vs Science Good vs Evil Cake vs Salad Why are they pitted against eachother? It's all about how you process it. Everything is needed to create balance. So today, I'm choosing science and an evil salad. Tomorrow it's Good God, Cake!
You'll always look at the eyes of others while I look at yours...
Did you know? A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
The real love is the condition in which a person feels the need to be constantly with the fateful beloved being.
You left me but not your memories...
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
LISTEN TO SILENCE
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I just awesomed all over the place.
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