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Day 69 without sex ... Went bowling so I just could finger something.

Stay true in the dark and humble in the spotlight
It's all a matter of viewpoint.  250 pounds here on earth, is 94.5 pounds on Mercury.  

Fat? No.
I'm just not on the right planet...
Humility must never be confused with meekness.








Humility is being open
           to the ideas of others.








 Humble yourself 
 or life will do it for you.
Wie nennt man den Schulbeginn 2021 / 2022?

Zurück in die Zugluft

 
 Everything you need 
 is already inside you,
 don't wait for others 
 to light your life,
 you have 
 your own matches.



Covid started out as a virus then mutated into an IQ test.
BLACK HOLES ARE DEVOID OF A SENSE OF HUMOR.

IN FACT, THEY REALLY SUCK!
the power of the internet: 
anyone can post anything on the web

the weakness of the internet: 
anyone can post anything on the web.
If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, I have matches. 

We ride at dawn.
Worrying is just an attempt to control all that 
is uncontrollable in your life.
What is the value that you should attach to an experience that you will 
not remember?
don't become the joke
What if we are the progeny of the experiment that escaped from the lab?
Just another perfectly beautiful rainy day, with a cup 
of hot chai and some new dreams






Love is not a place 
it is a journey.
 new friends
 are so exiting

 ...because you
 can kill anyone
 only once



Bon appetitties
a mouth full of silence
.
No matter how big your house is, how expensive your car is, how big your bank account is.

Our graves will be the same size.

Stay humble.


Living in a world where most people don't listen and don't care.
And, after the moment of ecstasy, something about the way the brain snaps back to reality... 
Scanning for the disconnected pieces of the self, as if it were hiding in the darkened space behind the eyelids.
Maybe we are who we truly are only in moments of ecstasy, and joy, and surrender. In those moments that we can really let ourselves go.





 No one should be alone 
 with their hurt.
I'm no psychologist but this weather is crazy
Even people who say they believe in nothing and belong nowhere believe in something, and want to belong somewhere.

The news is full of such angry, vengeful stories.
What happens to your sense of belonging when your contract with society is expired?






Spend less than you earn. You'll sleep better.

DEAR LORD,
ALL I ASK IS A CHANCE TO PROVE THAT  WINNING THE LOTTERY WON'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON
IT DOSEN,T MATTER HOW OLD OR GANGSTER YOU ARE- IF A TODDLER HANDS YOU A TOY PHONE, YOU ANSWER THAT SHIT
bold is working
the sun 
is shining and life is good
o tempora, o mores!




 I'll call you my humble 
 bumblebee
 because of the lovely 
 reduced minimalistic stripe 
 design of your favourite 
 panties and your fat ass





  it is impossible to love 
  without hope
I VOW TO DRINK MORE WINE SO I CAN DO SOMETHING CRAFTY WITH THE CORKS


It's Covid 21 now... like a
'New Virus'
Impfen macht frei
?
A mistake that makes us humble is better than an achievement that makes us arrogant.








 Humble yourself 
 or life will do it for you.

if you don't fit with the crowd, perhaps it is because you are meant to lead it
you suffer what you do not understand
Dear children, always remember that all of your actions will have consequences.

... unless you become a politician

*puts on ambient music*
No matter how big your house is, how expensive your car is, how big your bank account is.

Our graves will be the same size.

Stay humble.

Stay true in the dark and humble in the spotlight




It takes a great deal of confidence to be humble.
What is the value that you should attach to an experience that you will 
not remember?

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.