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FROM ME 4 YOU ALL




MAY YOUR WEEKEND BE FULL OF INAPPROPIATE BEHAVIOUR AND FUN
Later is never on time



Sometimes you have to choose between planting roots or growing wings.
Relationships would be easier if it didn't involve people.
The more you walk away from what
              poisons your soul,







   the happier you will be.

The first to apologize
is the Bravest
The first to forgive
is the Strongest
The first to forget 
is the Happiest

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'ave'
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  . ~ . 
'.r  a.'
`g . e`
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Embracing the Bullshit that is my genuinely awesome Life.
Who needs decent thoughts when you are blessed with a dirty mind?
Keep smiling and
                              say I'm fine







because no one
                            really cares.
STILL A LITTLE PISSED I CAN'T FLY OR SET THINGS ON FIRE WITH MY MIND
Women, please! 
Stop defending 
your rapist/abusive/ paedophile ex-husbands, (boyfriends, father, son...)



Stop it now!
Courage is the ability to face your fears
I threw a boomerang a few years ago...

I now live in constant fear.


"Do, or just DON'T. Fucks I give not."


~Street Yoda

I never knew I had it in me.


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Sometimes,









courage is
         just getting out of bed.




Son is home from his military mission!! Thank God!!!
Ich habe GANZ SCHLIMM Sofa am Rücken heute!

      
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I spent so long in your dungeon I forgot how beautiful life was without you.


Pawsome!!
You're as quiet as I am.
Lehrerin: Kannst Du mir das ins Französische übersetzen?

Ich: So einen Satz würde ich in Frankreich nicht benutzen.

Lehrerin: Dann sag uns einen Satz, den Du in Frankreich benutzen würdest.

Ich: Do you speak English?


       HOÑËŸ 

  {      YOU     }
  { SHOULD }
  { SEE ME   }
  {    IN   A      }
  { CRÖWÑ  }
Be brave today.





I PEE GLÏTTÊR,
SHIT CÜPCÄKÊS,
AND FÄRT RÄÍÑBÕWŠ
You can 
always tell when someone has had 
good parents.
                    
                       Ofrkjr


Knowing your kids love you, that's just awesome.
Ich bin nicht faul, ich bin nur noch nicht bereit.
On the mend.
I'd walk through fire
              for my best friend.

Well, not fire,
that'd be dangerous,
but a super humid room.


But not too humid, because,
              you know, my hair.

The feeling of soft sand between your toes...



that.




NOSTALGIA
IS A DIRTY LIAR THAT INSISTS 
THINGS WERE BETTER THAN THEY SEEMED
OK.

It would be, if people got this.


YOU CAN'T 
    SPELL AWESOME 
WITHOUT
    ME!
Good morning texts.


awesome courage...


some 
            awe
In 1979, Sweden became first country in that world to make hitting your children (in any way) illegal. 
Because children are also citizens with rights, including the right to not be hit by someone three times their size.
When 
he 
shows 
disappointment 
that 
we 
can't 
be 
together.
I gave away the beat parts of myself to the ones that kept them when they left.
I had to become a minister in order to learn how to sin with impunity. 

In hindsight, I should have become a politician instead.
“What the hell is water?”


The British are going to miss Europe. Not for what the continent is, but for what it is not.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.