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People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one.

Bold consists of our
thoughts and ideas

I love that
instead of saying "some women slept their way to the top" we could also say "some men unjustifiably withhold promotions for efficiency, capacity, and merit, until they receive sexual favours".
Stop wearing Harley Davidson T-shirts if you've never been to one of his concerts!
practice makes perfect. 
unless something was already perfect. 
then you just ruin it.
"Nothing is impossible!"

I disagree.  I'm doing nothing right now...
It's totally possible.
the fact that february 29 is not a public holiday, is a mistake. 
don't you think?

 My heart is aching.

 I've made my way 
 to the cemetery
 every month. 

 I will miss this month. 

 I know he understands,
 but still...

Yes,it's my fault you
acted like a jerk.
I am the Dickhead
Fairy and I sprinkled
Asshole dust on your 
head when you weren't
At times I think to myself, "Drop the book and get stuff done!".

Then, I laugh, and turn the page.
one of the biggest problems for knights in armor must have been itching.
women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts

On average I spend 
$80 a year to watch
bananas turn brown
When  I was young, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.

After years of hard work, practice and determination, I can play the guitar.
Really badly.

Over the hill?
I'll never be over the hill,
I'm too tired to climb it.
AI is about as intelligent as social media is social
many people long for immortality, yet do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon
sometimes beauty depends on phone camera quality.
Why do people ask 'How was work?'

Like, work is work...
I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver....

...but here I am.
one day you will tell your story of how you got thru what you did, and it will become someone's survival guide
if we had a pill to cure stupidity, i bet we'd never get anyone to take it.
the hardest part about ripping a phone book in half is actually finding a phone book.
the people say what they like and then i do what i like.

Bold consists of our
thoughts and ideas

I love that
Gray sky day I'm walking,
Living in the past...
Love, the tears, the talking-
Love that could not last.

Thought I saw you waiting;
Shadow of a tree.
Memories slowly fading-
Love not meant to be.

I will keep on walking,
Life will still go on.
Like the tears, the talking-
Love once here is gone.
many people long for immortality, yet do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist.  

While y'awl were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the Opportunist.

Find your exit date on death-clock.org
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

young girly girls seem to run on instagram priority mode only
i pushed my soul in to a deep dark hole and then i followed it in..  i watched myself crawlin' out as i was a-crawlin' in..

a sea of blood followed by a mountain of corpses

my ass is bigger than his brain. F*** it!
I use sarcasm and humor a lot because telling folks to go fuck themselves is considered rude in most social settings.

 Yes, yes, 
 I'll follow 
 your lead.
if you want to know how difficult it is to be a girl, just imagine waiting for a response without sending a single message.
There you are not standing next to me.
I'm bored on planet earth.

Boldomatic is my desert island app
May all your joints burn evenly;
may there be no lumber in what you roll.
the hardest part about ripping a phone book in half is actually finding a phone book.

  in this world
  is truly
half the success in driving a car is your ability to react to the mistakes of others.
Are you dying?
"Learn to forget" 

So you're telling me to get myself a little brainwash to sober up my thoughts and feelings? 

Why not ask for an alien abduction instead?
15 years ago the internet was an escape from the real world. 
now the real world is an escape from the internet.

Insecurity can be contagious. Negativity can be contagious. 

If your social circle includes people who are full of negativity and are overly critical of others, get a new circle. Unless you want to be like them.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 

and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.