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Five years ago today we published this app called Boldomatic.







If a random smile 
from a stranger can 
change the course 
of someone's life, 
just think what 
else is possible...



i sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked ME for directions •.•
HE
CALLED
ME
A 
BITCH..
I CALLED
HIM AN 
AMBULANCE :-))
Don't underestimate yourself!  You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you've had any coffee.






Maybe the things we can't change end up changing us.



If you're not having fun, then what's the fucking point?
Confidence is silent insecurities are loud
I'm not usually this fucking polite
A SMILE IS A SMILE NO MATTER THE 
FACE,


A SOUL IS A SOUL NO MATTER THE RACE.




The finest nation 
is imagination.




Music is my escape from all bullshit in life
the only thing people hate more than lies is the TRUTH.
  - HOBOSEXUAL -

• Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless •
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS!
YOU'RE EITHER COVERING IT, KICKING IT, LAUGHING IT OFF, KISSING IT, BUSTING IT, TRYING TO GET A PIECE OF IT, BEHAVING LIKE ONE OR
LIVING WITH ONE!
Fuck Sexy

Can someone bring back intelligence ?

... and common sense  ?
Let's go elbow deep into the turkey! 

Grandma's next.
Oh I love Thanksgiving.





unleash your inner bunny!
You can put “fuck”, or “fucking” pretty fucking much fucking randomly anywhere in a fucking sentence and fucking still be grammatically fucking correct
If you have to buy stuff to store your stuff, 
you might have too much stuff.
If I was a plant, I'd be a penis fly trap.
To my fellow BOLDOMATIC writers, you push me harder and harder still to skate that comedic edge, uncover the hint of insight or strive for a sharper observation on all things in this LIFE. For that, I simply say "Thank you."
It's in the dead of night








 that a new day is born.




ALWAYS BE NICE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.
You can put “fuck”, or “fucking” pretty fucking much fucking randomly anywhere in a fucking sentence and fucking still be grammatically fucking correct

turning vegan is a big missed steak
Don't underestimate yourself!  You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you've had any coffee.
Schon wieder Eintrag im Hausaufgabenheft:

"Ihr Sohn stört den Unterricht!"

Hab jetzt mal runter geschrieben:

"Und räumt sein Zimmer nicht auf!"
              Zufälle

                sind
unvorhergesehene
         Ereignisse,
           die einen
        Sinn haben.
The universe just fucking knows when souls are wired to wreck the world together.

Mein Geschlecht?
Transfinanziell.

Ich bin reich, gefangen im Körper eines
Armen.
Happy
Thanksgiving!
Um die Lebensqualität beständig zu erhalten, muss man gelegentlich eine Inventur in der Lebensschublade vornehmen.







I have so many things to be thankful for in my life, today and everyday. Thank you for being one of them....






                   ein Einzelner ist         genug, damit Hoffnung    
                    existieren kann








der falsche Mensch in der richtigen Partei.
My family be talking about my attitude as if I didn't get it from them lol

                                   *
With .
just . • * , 
a fistful ' . *.                                  .
of dreams •'
we are  *. • ; ,'
triumphing .'
in the • * . '.*.
void . * . ' • *
.:*."•.* ) .* 
.' * , '. •
Happy Thanksgiving, friends! And a Happy Thanksgiving to the folks who aren't so nice. Those people probably got some jacked-up super-villain origin story. It's a holiday for gratitude, for chrissake. Let's not be complete assholes, guys. Save that 'tude for Black Friday sales.
         Je genauer
         wir planen,




 desto härter trifft
     uns der Zufall!
just another rand_om day
well, i'm thankful i can still FUCK THAT
good morning and happy thanksgiving to all my boldies who celebrate it :-)


 ...auch das Zufällige
        ist nur ein auf
    entferntem Wege
 herangekommenes
          Notweniges.



your love was written in the sky
but at the time, I never looked so high
Warning Sign:

Living without Love leads to a dystopian World.
No Journey will be started if my Way doesn't leads me to you.
Happy
Thanksgiving to all my bodies!!!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.