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Memories are always special. 
Sometimes we laugh when remembering the days we cried and sometimes we cry when remembering the days we laughed.. 

that's life..
Good times are not for sale.




Don't waste a good mistake.

Learn from it.





Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity.






I have spent 
too many years 
doubting me, 
instead of 
questioning           
them.      





Google Maps can't believe my new
activity. 
Instead of showing that I've been at the gym, it says that I've visited the Burger King next to it.
Life is too short for bad vibes.





If you hate people you've never met, you have been brainwashed.






When I finally 
let go, my heart 
was heavy, but 
my shoulders 
were light.





I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.

- Tolkien -




Stressed is desserts 
   spelled backward.
Note to self: 
Talk and walk in alignment so no one gets you wrong.
Don't compare your chapter 1 to someone else's chapter 20.

              (unknown)
If you don't believe in yourself, no one will.

Reading gives us some place to go when we have to stay where we are..
I sold my car for gas money
My wife keeps threatening to leave me because she says I'm going crazy. I've told her repeatedly that if she does leave I will no longer be able to protect her from the King of the Potato People.
i'm going to end up a 40 year old without kids and people will say "aw i'm so sorry for you" and i'll be like how was the fucking winnie the pooh reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week and didn't have to hire a sitter.






I feel as though 
I've lost a friend, 
and I can't decide 
whether it's my 
fault, or theirs. 




who feels it knows it
Today
is a
good day.







I do, 
and I don't. 
That is how 
I feel about 
today. 







life is not meant to be lived through the screen nor is it about getting that perfect selfie for others to see •••
how to find 
a shithole?

follow the    
way of money  and weapons
Good times are not for sale.





I am not a wallflower. 

I am more of a punk me not.
When you really become happy, you will not have time to publish it.











I was uncool before being uncool was cool....


Most of us pay a lot to keep our home boxes warmer or colder than the cold or warm outside and then we pay some more to keep our food fresh in a cold box colder than the warm box we live in and to do all this we have to get out of our boxes, leave our family or friends and get out into that hostile world outside where we must spend most of our lives doing things we hate for people we do not like and with people who are not our friends but of course our lives make sense!
Men, before you’re going to tweet something about sexual assuault: pause, reread what you wrote, delete it, put your phone in a pocket, stare at a lake for a while.






I am the quiet 
person who 
deserves to be 
heard, just as 
much as the
one who can't 
stop talking. 














You call it demonic because you hear screaming,  I call it life saving  because  I hear the meaning...
TO EVERYONE THAT RECEIVED A BOOK FROM ME AT CHRISTMAS,

THEY'RE DUE BACK AT THE LIBRARY NEXT FRIDAY..

       THANK YOU :-))


MEiNE GEiSTiG
MORALiSCHEN
MECHANiSMEN
SiND 
MYSTERiöS 
UND 
KOMPLEX


IF SOMEDAY WE GO TO PRISON FOR DOWNLOADING MUSIC,

I JUST HOPE THEY SPLIT US BY THE MUSIC GENRE.





ISN'T IT SAD WHEN YOU GET HURT SO MUCH, YOU CAN FINALLY SAY..
"I'M USED TO IT."
PRÉÉTY

ISN'T EVERYTHING


YOU PUNK ASS !



SOMEBODY OFFERED ME GRAPES, BUT I DECLINED, 
I'M NOT USED TO CONSUMING WINE IN PILL FORM.
                          your
                     ripped
                        jeans
                         don't
                  impress
                    anyone
                 anymore
"THAT SONG IS OLD"

'SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN EXPIRATION DATE ON
MUSIC."
All punk's really did was disagree with everything and look different...

Does that make Trump a punk too?
Happy
Birthday to a truly Great 
American!

#MLK
when in a funk don't be punk?





Wonder what he thinks about all the pregnant Russian women that come to Florida, stay in Trump hotel, then give birth so their babies are American citizens. Then fly home afterwards.


On second thought, I really don't care what he thinks. About anything.
I have a karaoke 
punk band called 
The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.





                       ~ Eric Andre
   WARNING;

PUNK MUSIC

    MAY CAUSE 
   CREATIVITY
         -AND-
INDIVIDUALITY!


He speaks to her in a language of eloquent words and his penetrating gaze of her mystery he aches to conquer
You had me at your proper use of "you're".

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.