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There are two types of people..

Dumb and dumber
Talking to your pet is all good and fine until it answers back with a logical and appropriate response.

You're one of my kind




there are two 
kinds of people 
in this world: 

you, and 
everyone 
else






THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHOCOLATE...
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LOVE CHOCOLATE
Humidity & heat: 1
Me: 0
Fueled by the illusion


"We are no longer accepting the things we can not change, we are changing the things we can no longer accept "



SOME PEOPLE ARE WISE...
SOME PEOPLE ARE OTHERWISE.
FOR THE MOMENT RIDE THE TIGER.
The more divided we become the weaker we are.
There are two kinds 
                                      of people: 

those who walk into 
a room and say
                        "There you are!"
and
those who walk into
a room and say
                                 "Here I am!"

                 ~ Abigail Van Buren





Sometimes people make things very easy for you when making a decision pay attention
I'm not saying women
          are smarter than men,






but I have noticed that there are only a few known female serial killers and so many unsolved murders.



it takes all kinds

kind people and the other kind.


nothing needs to happen



to make



eveything change
*plays air clitoris
There are people who always see the glass half full

And there are people just drinking it and don't give a shit
When you stop and look around, life is pretty amazing!
FLOORDROBE:

self explanatory

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BOLDOMATIC  
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?



soon as it's us and them, some one has their back against the wall
Silence is scary in such a loud world.
Silence is scary in such a loud world.



SOME PEOPLE ARE WISE...
SOME PEOPLE ARE OTHERWISE.
Rejected 
but still fabulous.
To live a 
conflict-free life, 
simply stop thinking, communicating, acting and making humane mistakes.


“I'm sorry my robot's in your personal space. I still haven't downloaded the spatial recognition software.”

Comforting words of innocent empathy from the fruit of my own loins, transformed  to bewildered tears that stream in pure awkward silence upon my darkened face.
raindrops

intermittently

falling 

in my daydream
We truly meet ourselves when we're stripped off to the core.
embarrassed to be alive: the musical
Wether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.  

But I have the pistols so I keep the pesos, and that seems fair.
Save the planet. Plant more pizza.
thunderstorm in the light of a candle, world wrapped in clouds
Your victory and freedom lie in your apology.
Ich möchte einmal - nur ein einziges Mal-  erleben, dass jemand einen Ministerposten erhält, aufgrund von vorhandenen und nachweisbaren Qualifikationen.
some days are some days - first, I noticed the lamb chops were sliced uneven - like one day - here feast and then like nah you get to starve - ok so I might have kept noticing because I did not notice that when the balsamic was getting caught and I removed the pan to stop the searing going on charred, I put it on the scrubber that stuck to the bottom of the pan and when I put back the pan, at first it smelled like the chops were fake plastic, then it threw up tons of real smoke and while I frantically fanned the smoke detector mystified, I was only enlightened when i tipped out the chops and tried to wash the pan (with the absent scrubber) - yeah some days
Taco Tree for sale. Serious inquiries only. Bring your own toppings.


Balsamic vinaigrette gives me separation anxiety.

Chairman  Elija Cummings
summed it up when he said

'Come on, man!'




You see in the world
what you have in your
heart








In case youre wondering Im not ok
HEY YOU YES YOU!!


       ....hab schon ewig nicht
        mehr durch gemacht...

      ...also der Morgengrauen
      beginnt hier um 04.45h...

    ...und wird von ansteigend,
     wildem Vogelgezwitscher
       begleitend eingeleitet...
You might only have one opportunity to change a life, but that moment can ultimately change the world for the better!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.