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Sometimes, someone comes into your life so unexpectedly, takes your heart by surprise, and changes your life forever.
if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME, LIKE A HANDPRINT ON MY HEART.
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Future grandmas will need more years than they have lived to show their grandchildren the dozens of millions of photos and selfies they have taken all their entire life.
Leaving it until the last minute, because I panic much better under pressure. 
Not choosing is also a choice
You put the colour and the crazy, back in my life. I hope I did the same for you. 
mentally somewhere else.
SORRY I ACTED CRAZY..... IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
SHE: "I'm having an affair." HE: [ handing menu back to waiter ] "I'll have the affair as well."
Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours
Children are the Rainbow. Grandchildren are the Pot of Gold.
ROSES ARE RED...... MONDAY WAS TWISTED, THEN I REMEMBERED BOLDOMATIC EXISTED!
"as fuck" is my favourite unit of measurement.
These days time seems to pass like the morning memory of last nights dream.
Gesegnet seien jene, die nichts zu sagen haben und trotzdem den Mund halten.
PROBLEMS ARE ONLY OPPORTUNITIES IN WORK CLOTHES! CAN I HAVE A PINK STRAIT JACKET •_•
The Life I know is far from the one I live. Still it clings to the edge of everything I do and say. My hope is the two will blend to one some day.
Behind every great man is me, desperately trying to sell hotdogs to great men
There must be extra gravity in my new house, I keep dropping things
your in pretty good shape for the shape your in .
EVERYONE LOVES SOURCEBLACK
Some days we're the nut, some days we're the cracker. 
You don't sing me love songs, you don't bring me flowers, you don't like my Facebook posts, anymore. 
I'd explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
nut my job .
Karma is a bitch, but I am a huge fan of her sisters. Grace and Humility.
You hear "locked up in a mental institution" I hear a quiet resort vacation with awesome drugs.
Listen To Your Heart And You Won't Get Lost
bold's nutjob of going through dozens of nutjob posts
Deja Poo That feeling that you've heard this shit before!
what? they were hiring ...
COLD HEARTS ARE NEVER WARM WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO BE
People will do anything no matter how absurd to avoid facing their shadow or darkness. They are the real nut jobs.
i don't care about Mt. Hood, Mt. Mckinley, or Mt. Shasta. the only thing i want you to mount is this dick.
Even the devil on my shoulder calls me a nutjob from time to time... WTF
Don't you love it when someone is at your house and asks if you have a bathroom? Your like... No, we pee outside.
Thou are nut yet as Job.
cracker? :)
I hope my sweetness is your weakness because I plan to have you some day.
Stand up for the truth even if it means standing alone
after nut job, nut juice?
This is my face. Perhaps you're the one who has to deal with that. 
the decay of our colonial double bind could lead to a healthier culture
I wear a sanity towel every month. It soaks up the madness...
Be a good person but don't waste time to prove it!
Just think, 100 years from now, our grandchildren will be taking down Senator Kid Rock statues.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
LISTEN TO SILENCE
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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