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It's ok if there is no method to your madness


don't stab me with the pieces of your own broken heart
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,  just pee on it and walk away.
i fully intended to behave but there were to many options .
but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but
I'm sorry I hurt
your feelings when
I called you stupid.



I really thought you already knew.
what a pity we lost the fur but not the monkey mind eh?
Note to self:


Just because it pops into my head doesn't mean
it should come out of my mouth.
I'm living on borrowed time.



No clue at what interest rate.




I'm trending in my
own mind







Some people pray for things you take for granted.
Blinking:
because we all need a break from this world sometimes.







These flippin' 
Americans, 
coming along 
and stealing 
our princes. 




"You would do it if you loved me."


Me: "Sounds like the beginning of abuse."
  The first 40 years





    of childhood are
always the hardest.
In A World Where You Can Be Anything, Be Kind!!!
I will because
 I can.

i don't mean to brag, but i finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours 20 minutes
After 37 years on this planet and deep observation, I can honestly say that I have no fucking clue, what's going on.
I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I miss my innocence.
I MADE A HUGE TO DO LIST FOR TODAY, I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO'S GOING TO DO IT ?
You don't need to follow a trend. 


You are unique.
If you like this post, I'dd become trending
some people miss the message because they are to busy looking for the mistake




I'm trending in my
own mind
Pardon me! But, I was interrupting first!

Thank you!
  The first 40 years





    of childhood are
always the hardest.
never let your dreams become wasted on another persons promises
Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny
Just because my sin is more socially acceptable doesn't make it any less wrong.
  The next big thing







will be a small thing.
"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential." - Sir Winston Churchill
Don't follow a trend.







   Follow your heart.



LIFE IS LIKE A SOUP AND I'M A FKN FORK !
Who cares what other people think? Be your own trendsetter.
i like to think im original, im just as original as a happy meal made by hungry jacks
Gedanken zum Thema Respekt...

Das ist doch völlig egal wo ich in Deutschland einen Antrag stelle, beim Jobcenter, in der Kfz-Stelle, bei der Arbeitsagentur, im Bürgerbüro oder im Schwimmverein ...überall werde ich im Antrag gesietzt!

...und in einem Asylantrag wird man gedutzt!? ...das sind doch keine unmündigen Menschen!!!

             Respekt ...warum geht es
             nicht mehr um Respekt?!

I am super happy now!! 

Just kidding. What psycho gets super happy nowadays?


Psychopaths
craving for cuddles
if i hear everything is going to get better i swear they havent met me yet.
I've decided to take a Vow of Silence in protest. But, before I do, allow me to say...
SMILING  BIG
 BIG 
SMILING


sea sick
I'm sorry I hurt
your feelings when
I called you stupid.



I really thought you already knew.
I will because
 I can.
WOW!
I am so
POPULAR!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.