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    Sind wir nicht alle ein
 bißchen Risikogebiet?!
Live for the moments you can't put into words.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don't have to. 

Please use your blinker.

Seeing his master on the other side of a raging torrent, a student waved his arms and shouted out, "Master, master, how do I get to the other side?"

The master smiled and said, "You are on the other side."





"If you are easily offended, you're easily manipulated."
Racism.
Sexism.
Homophobia.
Transphobia.
Misogyny.
Hate.
Fear.

Weapons of mass destruction.
 The soul always 
 knows what to do 
 to heal itself.




 The challenge is 
 to silence the mind.
 When you can't control 
 what is happening,
 challenge yourself 
 to control the way 
 you respond to it.







 That is where your power is.
Sometimes you think you want to disappear,
but all you really want 
is to be found.

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       /    /\ __ /\  \ 
       |    ^^ \/ ^^   |
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         `'-..........-'`

Ecstasy
is a whole different feeling
than happiness
not going to cyprus this year. 
last year i didn't go to france. 
don't even know where not to go next year.

Spanish jokes about oranges are known as naranjajaja...


When You're A Threat You're Always A Target
To be happy, you must:

Let go of what's gone,

be grateful 
for what remains,

and 
look forward 
to what's coming next.




I'M SOO GLAD I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE OCTOBERS
The imprint we make on each other's soul is worth everything.
now and zen, says zhe german
.
Don't walk behind me, for I may not lead. 

Don't walk in front of me, for I may not follow. 
Just walk beside me and keep quiet. 

Or even better, go away.
If you get a LOAN at a bank, 
you'll be paying it back for 30 yrs.
If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10yrs.

Follow me for more financial advice.
  I NEED NO HALLOWEEN
       2020 
 WAS SCARY                                       ENOUGH
Life is all about overcoming obstacles even if that obstacle is yourself!
          Now and zen







I dream of what
            might have been.
Morgens ist es jetzt früher hell. 
Aber auf englisch.
If they want to,
they will.



If they wanted to,
they would have.
The best teacher is your last mistake...



In a relationship many won't like it when their spouse is right 

period, so adjust
..



I'm a people person. I like people and hope they they like me. But, I wish some people's cardio consisted of running into traffic.

How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change it, and one not to change it.





 Seriously?



I haven't posted anything on Facebook since December 
of 2019.
cereal, milk, soothe in crackle pop acoustics; slurping sup's contentedly
You make my heart smile.

Tell me where
                       ,               Tell me when
                 . ~  ~ . ,
?           .'@   )  )   ` -_._..~                          is that
            > - ~  `  `  '  ~,\`{
                                          \                                           zen

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               \^_)\_
                 \_:\)        ~~--~    _/o.
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                   (_\        -~-~          \_`\)
                                                     )'`/     -~- ~-   ~~-
-~- ~-   ~~--~- ~-   ~~-        (_\                             ~~~
Feeling Peaceful And Relaxed



Find work that feels like play




 
 Well, 
 no love for 
 me at this time.


everything is zen when the heart is in love


If only nobody can make anybody do nothing, life will be great and  no fighting 

..





Nobody has pissed me off lately. I gotta get out more. 

Oh, I forgot about by wife. 

           JUST KIDDING!!
Better days are coming.
Be happy for
               this moment.





This moment
                     is your life.




 I just realized 
 my summer 
 absolutely sucked 
 this year 
 and 
 I'm pretty sure 
 so has everyone else's.
High up in the Japanese mountains, the Zen student asks his master: "Master Aikido, why do europeans think we all look the same?"
The master replies: 
"I am not master Aikido!"

Assembling steel bridges is riveting....

sometimes take a break and just enjoy
Reflection shows us where we've been, where we are, and where we want to go...

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.