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sometimes i just want to sit by the sea. 
for minutes. 
for hours. 
for days. 
for weeks. 
for months.





Mag jemand was von meinen Gedanken?
Hab mir zu viele gemacht.





Forgiving them 
isn't the hard part.
It's trusting them again.
 Welcome to              Adulthood.

I hope you like         
           
Ibuprofen.
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR MY MOOD SWINGS I WOULDN'T GET ANY EXERCISE AT ALL !
All is well in Fantasyland.
Ich beurteile Menschen nicht nach ihrer Hautfarbe, Religion oder Sexualität, sondern danach, wie sie sich benehmen, wenn eine zweite Kasse öffnet.
With so many things coming back into fashion, I can't wait until loyalty and morals become the new trend again

NOTHING is ever so bad that it couldn't get worse.





I'd do it
all again
tomorrow, 
only with
less pizza. 


Said no one ever.
ALCOHOL:

FOR WHEN YOU WAN'T TO RUN FROM YOUR PROBLEM'S WITHOUT ACTUALLY MOVING



YOU DON'T 
REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HATE...UNTIL YOU HAVE TO NAME A BABY?

HERE I AM!


WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES?
I can't wait to never fall in love again.
Love creates no opportunities greater than itself.

Wenn man sein Passwort noch weiß, war der Urlaub zu kurz.
Ever try and tell realworld people about bolders - and you're laughing and recalling bold posts that are hilarious, and talking about the extraordinary community of writers and poets from all over the world, and the whole room is suddenly quiet because no one knows what you're talking about?
I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever used the phrase....
" Thanks for coming AGAIN"
Lets go where the WIFI is weak and the rum is strong
Wer sich in seiner Leidenschaft verliert, verliert weniger als jemand, der seine Leidenschaft verliert.
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Die dunklen Wolken sind irgendwie weniger bedrohlich wenn man weiss wie wunderschön Regen auf Asphalt ist
And on the ninth day, God deleted all of his social media accounts...
Perks of being my friend. . . . 

You'll be the normal one. . .
If you think my BOLD posts are ridiculous you should see some of my life choices
I can't wait to never fall in love again.
ach all dieses ächzen in meinen knochen
dieses beglückte seufzen in meinen adern 
dieses  leben in meinem körper
jetzt
wo die sonne da ist und die wärme sich in mir ausbreitet
She's a sucker for thunders and the mistress of storms. Our lives echo more than the bound to colide.
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body but then I was born



wenn du wüsstest, 
was ich denke, 
würdest du nicht 
so seelenruhig 
neben mir liegen
,, We work in the dark to serve the light."


- me, student, working on the thesis
i am not sure but 
didn't you look 
different 
yesterday?
 Welcome to              Adulthood.

I hope you like         
           
Ibuprofen.
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I watch the young boy
And do not know if he is dancing to the music
Or the birds
Or the sound of the construction site
Or the traffic in the distance
Or the first day of summer
With the wind and the leaves and the gras that go with it
And I don't think he know, either.
Du sagst, Du trinkst nicht.
-Jeder will Dir Alkohol andrehen.

Du sagst, Du bist Vegetarier.
-Jeder will Dir Fleisch andrehen.

Du sagst, Du hast keine keinen Sex.
-NICHTS

Fazit: Den kann man Dir nicht andrehen!
The more things change, the more things stay the same...

Just because she's there for you all the time doesn't mean you can take her for granted.

    WiE FÜLLEN   
      WiR JETZT  
  DiESE SECHS 
 MiNUTEN MiT  
        EROTiK?
edward and the fake hands
Gerade erfahren,dass Anmelden im Fitnessstudio nicht ausreicht, man muss auch hingehen.


Scheiss Konzept.



2 von 5 Sternen.


when a woman is quiet, listen VERY carefully
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I'm lying in bed
in the red dress i just wear at home
I'm trying to find a few words
in a poem or a song
That might tell me
why your eyes are all i see
And help me
to find a new way to live
'cause I don't want to go on like this.

Every step will just take me back to this place where i left you, to find a new Why for leaving you before I return to missing you.
Funny guys are dangerous, they will make you laugh, and laugh and laugh and then... BOOM YOU'RE NAKED
I'm no therapist but have you tried anal with a can of worms?




Billie Eilish is not my son.

i've had a horribly busy day again... converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

It's Raining Again!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

ONLY NOW AND AGAIN DO I MISS YOU, ONLY SOMETIMES DO I SAY SHE'S GONE, 
ONLY TIMES JUST LIKE NOW, WHEN I STOP AND THINK SOMEHOW, I MISS YOU NOW AND IN A 
MOMENT I'LL MISS YOU 
AGAIN.
"Enough water, like enough time, can make anything disappear."

-- Casey Cep, "Furious Hours"

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.