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The sword of justice is stuck in a pile of dollar bills.
Somewhere someone out there is thinking about you and smiling.
It's always people with no magic trying to tell you what to do with yours.
Fast forward to the part where I'm sleeping.
I hope you can feel me wishing you would come back
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor!

May the bridges I burn light the way.
         He who laughs last

probably didn't 
             understand the joke.
Grab your anger by the pussy.

The only thing worse than 'the one that got away' is 'the one that won't go away!

we never realize how frozen we are

until someone starts to melt our ice

the truth is often brutal enough. say it kindly...

My Protons are positively sure that my Neutrons are just lazy and my Electrons are being so negative about it.

Think I just need Sex to stop the arguments.
I'd change the world but my battery's low.

Sleep is the bodys best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours...
Ever been to a place so beautiful that your phone battery instantly died?

She was here only for a brief time. She was a mom to many orphaned kittens and loved and took care of so many. She was my dog. She will be missed.
A yellow traffic light means "go faster" to some people.

You don't care. 
I don't care. 
We both don't care because the other doesn't care.

Let's just move the fuck along.
There's a new shithead around every corner.
Da ist mir doch glatt der Diätplan in die heisse Fritteuse gefallen.
Dear God ~I don't want to 'handle' any more. Whether or not I can is not up for discussion. 
Thank you.
Can't look for my glasses

until I find my glasses.

I live between two worlds. And then there's you.

                endures like 
Lerne NEIN zu sagen ohne dich zu rechtfertigen
Denn ich Schulde meinen Träumen noch Leben
a gift does not worry about how it presents itself.

                                            you feel 
                                 you've finally 
                                    arrived, you 
                                           feel your 
The fire of love has gone out, leaving only the smoke to wisp away into the air.
less than a month and I'm 36... 

always thought I'd end up with the 27 club tho...

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

~~George Carlin
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says
they have to work
a lot harder 
               when I'm around.

               ~ Homer Simpson
People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards...

But deep down , they wish they had the courage to do the same.
don't blow smoke up my ass you'll ruin my autopsy .
The strongest people are the ones who have been through hell and walk back through the smoke to help others still there.

Don't you hate it when you are waiting for Mom to cook dinner and you realize you ARE the Mom?

Now the blood on his hands is visible.

Dogs have owners

Cairn Terriers have

         panic room


I can hardly say anything.
He waits for me
just leaving the door ajar
a dark reflection 
          of desires unknown.
sshhhhh...listen closely...ever so closely and still . for even closed doors may whisper unto us a secret , and even dead-ends may point us closer to pathways we've long been searching for .
it's not my place to say, I don't know who I would be hurting, that's your fucking job
Self-pity is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Make sure you inhale...wait I mean exhale. 

pay attention, this is what falling in love looks like.
Chain smoking doesn't prevent iron deficiency.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"


If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 

and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.