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There are no rules. Failure is not as bad as it seems. Go do that crazy thing.
Looks like it's going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.


I came. 
I saw. 
I made it awkward.

Life itself  is a universally fatal sexually transmitted disease. 
It doesn't get any better than this.
Siri, explain  people.


I believe each of us was made to be the answer to someone else's prayers.


Fehler sind was für Anfänger.


Könner produzieren Katastrophen.




THERE ARE  ONLY TWO DAYS IN THE YEAR 
THAT NOTHING
CAN BE DONE....
ONE IS CALLED 
YESTERDAY AND THE
OTHER ONE IS CALLED TOMORROW.







I am a once 
a month psycho. 
But, you can handle 
that, right? 




We keep forgetting that nature 
is the boss.



trust is repairable;
faith is not.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY

"ACT LIKE AN ADULT"

HAVE YOU SEEN ADULTS LATELY?
THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA !





Some walls that were once built for protection, today are breaking for freedom.
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Life would be easier if 
you could mark people 
as spam.
There comes a time in your life when you feel super confident and ready to do anything and everything. That time is defined as "Too late".




Some people will love you all your life, others even later....
What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts long won't come easy.
ONE PERSON CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE,

AND EVERYONE SHOULD TRY.
       
    -John F Kennedy.
today 
is a 
bed 
day
THERE IS NOTHING SWEETER THAN HEARING A MAN SAY THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS.... 

"YOU WERE RIGHT"








It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong" when nothing is right.
You're the one reason I wake up in the morning, you're the one reason I find a way to smile, you're the one person that can change everything around when it is going bad. Your eyes, your smile, your everything, your laugh, your look in your eyes when you talk to me. It's just everything about you that makes me want you even more...






 have you heard the moon?


Fehler sind was für Anfänger.


Könner produzieren Katastrophen.
Nur mal so ne Frage, ... wann und wo fängt der Widerstand an? Bei 13 % Nazipack?







I bet clowns are really into makeup sex....

Trage niemandem etwas nach. Liebe Menschen schenken Dir GLüCK. Negative Menschen schenken Dir ERFAHRUNG. Bösartige Menschen schenken Dir eine LEKTiON. Und großartige Menschen schenken Dir ERiNNERUNGEN.








Being an adult is not difficult...  being a responsible one is....



Bekommen Sachsen  in Deutschland jetzt Asyl, oder werden sie gleich in ihr sicheres Herkunftsland abgeschoben?

       Life is too short





            for cliches.


A Mans Most Precious Jewel Is The Woman By His Side.
The more missiles they test, 
the less they have.






Test them all!






You never have to say goodbye if you never say hello....

ASK YOURSELF IF HE'S REALLY WORTH ALL THE CRYING ......
THEN DRY YOUR EYES AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE....
There comes a time in your life when you feel super confident and ready to do anything and everything. That time is defined as "Too late".
in i am in 
public and cannot respond appropriately to our conversation.
I asked him the big question:

Why?
AfD 
Alternative für Deutschland

- Spanien
- Portugal
- Argentinien
- Chile
- Venezuela
- Kenia
- Nigeria
- China
- Nord Korea
- ...
   bei Putin soll's wieder
   frrische Pässe geben
rechts
ruck?!
I'm not afraid of flying,


I'm afraid
of crashing.
We All Have A Little Bit Of Stardust In Us



We have unwittingly become the aliens we so curiously wonder existed.
I have to stop second-guessing myself and just go for it.  If I end up being the loser then, at least, I can say I tried my best.


Ago nie

beim Asiaten vegetarische Ente bestellen

Just except me for who I am and not for the person you visualize in your mind!! Then and only then will we stand a chance!
Before you worry about making
yourself look good to others ...

Remember what your values are...

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.