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I'm spending way too much time screaming at men I don't even know.
I love the way words feel.

Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget about your dreams.
Finally, when the rain came, I understood why tears are essential for the soul.
If you can't take the heat. . .

Don't tickle the dragon.
I don't care, but, I do however, mind.
The first thing you should know about me is that i am not you.

A lot more will make sense after that.
FYI:
If a service dog approaches you without a person,
FOLLOW THE DOG.
S/he is trying to get your attention, because their human needs help

(the kind that probably
only another human can summon precisely enough)

You can recognize a service dog because s/he will be wearing a vest that identifies that role.

PASS IT ON, AND MAYBE SAVE A LIFE.

an alternate version of hell:
when you die, you get to be roomies forever with the person you COULD have been.
Happily Ever After is so 
Once Upon A Time

Sometimes you just have to talk to a 2 yr old to understand life again.
sometimes even when I shut my mouth my thoughts leak out my eyes
sometimes you WIN...
sometimes you LEARN
I've got so much to learn and no one to teach it to.




I mistook silence for devotion and proximity for connection.

You know my name.

You know my pain. 

And I need You. 
Yes, I need You.



Genesis 2:7 - Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.



Genesis missing verse?  

( And then the Lord God asked himself, "what was I thinking!" )
I love the way you make me think



Commercial breaks are great! You realise you can do in 3 minutes what you often don't have the energy to do all weekend.
Everyone wants to be someone's sun to light up someone's life, but why not be someone's moon to brighten in their darkest hour?





Don't speak faster than you think,

Don't think faster than you feel

And slowly, surely it all catches up



( finding out that no one gives a shit about you is the best thing that can happen to you )
I have insecurities

Of course

But i don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.
Love is not something you say, love is what you feel

You know my name.

You know my pain. 

And I need You. 
Yes, I need You.
I love the way you make me think
a sea of whiskey couldn't intoxicate me as much as a drop of you.
It isn't winning that make you a winner It's   refusing to to fail







Why be a messenger when you can be the message?




I  fold down my laptop screen very slowly so I don't squish you y'all!!




If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put on some Justin Bieber music!!

I called my other phone and when I did not answer I began to get worried.











I have no other phone.
nothing can be destroyed by the heart



This time it will be     
different. This time 
I will be ready.

The Thing About Pain Is That It Won't Last Forever, And It Kills You Right Now But With Time Gets Better.





Don't speak faster than you think,

Don't think faster than you feel

And slowly, surely it all catches up









Remember the days before you met your partner. 
Do you miss those days?!
I picked up a hichhiker yesterday.  He asked how I dared, he could be a serial killer! I replied that the chance that there would be two serial killers in the same car is minimal.  He sat completely silent the rest of the trip.
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Probably what I'll be thinking 10 years from now...

#whatwasIthinking

Sometimes, following your heart...







means losing your mind.
One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.
Touch is necessary.



"SCHENK MIR EIN KIND!"

"Kinder werden nicht geschenkt, die werden geboren."

"DANN BOHRE MIR EINS!"
The reason a dog has so many friends:

'Cuz he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
I do not miss feeling
 lonely.

Babies in cages



von 
Glühwürmchen
umzingelt.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.