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siouxz

a wise woman once said "fuck this shit"...

and she lived happily ever after

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for every snowflake that falls, there is an idiot who forgets how to drive

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you can call me anything you want...just don't call me early in the morning

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if a turtle loses its shell....

is it naked, or homeless?

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everyone smiles in the same language

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the good thing about the past is that if you don't carry it with you, it's gone.

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people always tell me i'm funny.

this is true...

but looks aren't everything.

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only someone who cares about you can hear you when you're quiet

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