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Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.

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Chuck norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck norris doesnt need and axe to chop wood. He uses his face.

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Chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

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Chuck Norris has been to mars... thats why there is no sign of life there

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