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Ms_Ntlebi

• A mother first • Taurus • Ain't your friend, don't get it twisted • IG : Ms_Ntlebi

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Ms_Ntlebi

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

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FEED
YOUR
OWN
EGO
I'M
BUSY

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Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

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I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

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We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

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