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Theogil

If there would be a competition for losers, you would just make the 2nd place. Why? Because you are a loser.

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You are a piece of shit. Wait! No that is offensive for shit.

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I thought I got mature with 22, but then somebody said 'penis' and I laughed loud

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Alcohol is poision and there are things in me I want to kill

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Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Everything is grey
- dog

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I think the world would be a much better place if there were no guns. Then we could finally focus on the important things, like sword fighting and, how to kill a man with one punch.

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My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what I am afraid of?
I looked her straight in the eye and said: " the motherfucking Decepticons." she laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

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I would like to have a girlfriend

But I am already in a long term relationship with alcohol and bad decisions

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