My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what I am afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said: " the motherfucking Decepticons." she laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

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My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what I am afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said: " the motherfucking Decepticons." she laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

#Decepticons, #Transformer, #joke, #gun

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