SiriLovesAlexa's Posts

You think I'm attentively taking notes at your meeting

I'm writing my grocery list

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I don't program my kids with answers

I counsel them on the questions I think they should be asking

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Latest Subaru commercial:

"Go where Love takes you."

Me:

"Definitely don't go where Love takes you. Tell Love, 'Thanks, but I'm gonna just grab an Uber.'"

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when nothing changes ... everything gets worse

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Just one election season, I would like to say "I fully support this candidate!" rather than "Well I guess this candidate sucks a little less than this other one over here. Suppose I'll vote for them."

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Fool me once..

Fuck you
we're done..

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