odaroed's Posts

I just rescued some vodka.

It was trapped
in a bottle...

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I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK IT TO YOU:

but, despite what you think, you're not the center of the universe.

The tissue box is to your right! !

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Relationship
status:

...eating •

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If someone gives you the middle finger, ask them, "what time?".

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Today I got my happy pills snd my pissed off pills mixed up, so I took one of each. Now I'm pissed off, but I'm happy about it.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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