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Nypholus

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Nypholus

Manchmal ist das Beste an meinem Job, dass sich der Stuhl dreht.

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God said let there be light.

Chuck Norris said "say please!"

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STOP MAKING
STUPID
PEOPLE
FAMOUS

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If I could save time in a bottle,
The first thing that I'd like to do,
Is to save everyday,
Till eternity passes away,
Just to spend them with you,
If I could make days last forever,
If words could make wishes come true,
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I'd spend them with you,
But there never seems to be enough time,
To do the things you want to do, Once you find them...

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Looking at life from another perspective makes you realize that it's not the deer that is crossing the road, rather it's the road that is crossing the forest.

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Trying to remember what not to remember

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Scheiss auf Küsschen! Guten Freunden gibt man ein Bier!

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Vodka please

But sir this is Starbucks!

Venti vodka please. My Name is Dimitri.

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