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I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, 'Are you going to put it up yourself?'
I said, 'No, I was thinking the living room'.

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siouxz: he must have thought you an angel!! he must have thought you an angel!!
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My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two. In fact, many people believe it was all the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

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"Where the fuck are all these moths coming from?"

- Thomas Edison

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Did you know?

There are more aeroplanes at the bottom of the sea than there are submarines in the sky.

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C_ddles and K_sses but what's missing?

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Krisargent: Money. Money.
Krisargent: Oh,and-- a clean bill of health, certificate of sanity, no boyfriends about to get out of the penitentiary, and not on the lam after the armored car hijack, using U until the heat dies down. Oh,and-- a clean bill of health, certificate of sanity, no boyfriends about to get out of the penitentiary, and not on the lam after the armored car hijack, using U until the heat dies down.
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