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IanKarmel

One of America's top 100 Ians. The enfant terrible of the stand-up circuit.

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IanKarmel

*Rises from ashes like a Phoenix *

*hits snooze, and goes back into ashes for another 9 min *

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I've just about had it with being awake.

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Don't mock the way people cope with tragedy. Whether it seems too frivolous or serious or social or religious to you, just let them cope.

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Happy #VeteransDay. Thank you for saving my family from an evil despot who rose to power by blaming religious and racial minorities.

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18: can I buy a bottle of wine?

USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible

18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?

USA: we encourage it

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I don’t think I can ever do an open relationship. I’m on the verge of tears when I have to respond to more than one text.

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look. if obama had 3 ex-wives and 5 children with different women, 'modern' and 'blended' family wouldn't be the terms being used right now.

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Kellyanne Conway calls on Obama to ignore Russian hacking for the good of the country

Being cool w/Russian espionage is the new patriotism

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