IanKarmel's Posts

I mixed up shoulder and soldier and would like... be unable to pronounce the other when I could pronounce one, well into grade school. It STILL kinda fucks me up.

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Seems like there's a lot of anti-Semitism bubbling up lately. I was just at church of christ I attend, discussing it with several of the guys I play lacrosse with and they agree. This is a troubling sign, or my name isn't something super goyish like... uh... Chris Pederson

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Every now and then the news will sauce it up and call it the NOVEL corona virus. Good for them, everyone is entitled to showboat from time to time.

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I can control the weather with my eyebrows.

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Preach twitter.com/Mr_Ronnie_Hart…

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Klamath Falls doesn't even have a waterfall. Churching up some white water like nobody is gonna notice. WE NOTICED. Change your name to "Klamath I'm Not Sure I'd Swim In There But You'd Probably Be Okay" and then maybe Antifa will invade. twitter.com/samueloakford/…

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