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I come pre-domesticated. Im good with burping babies. I practiced with a robo raptor, a bag of wine and a stuffed gangster beaver with a Canada wide warrant!

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OK, I was wrong.

But at least I've been a major asshole about it.

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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,

And there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

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We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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feels like normality took off its bra

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Overnosing the rear cavity, may net you a fowl reality

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