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MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT EVENTUALLY YOU WILL SEE ME THE WAY
I SEE MYSELF

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ME: HEY GOOGLE, REMIND ME TO GO TO THE GYM

GOOGLE ASSISTANT: I HAVE ADDED GIN TO YOUR SHOPPING LIST

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ME: HEY GOOGLE, REMIND ME TO GO TO THE GYM

GOOGLE ASSISTANT: I HAVE ADDED GIN TO YOUR SHOPPING LIST

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Nephew: Alexa play heavydirtysoul by twenty one pilots

Me: when i was your age, i had to call the radio station, wait on hold for 30 mins just to request a song, then sit by my boombox for an hour with a blank cassette tape hoping that the DJ would play my song so i could record it

Nephew: i don't know what any of that means

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just wait until the conspiracy theorists discover that they're part of a conspiracy to use conspiracy theorists to spread disinformation via conspiracy theories

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i thought the edibles were weak; that is, until i found myself bitterly sitting in my own house, ready & waiting to go home...

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the first rule of passive-aggressive club is...

you know what,
never mind...

it's fine.

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the first rule of passive-aggressive club is...

you know what,
never mind...

it's fine.

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