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ME: HEY GOOGLE, REMIND ME TO GO TO THE GYM

GOOGLE ASSISTANT: I HAVE ADDED GIN TO YOUR SHOPPING LIST

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ME: HEY GOOGLE, REMIND ME TO GO TO THE GYM

GOOGLE ASSISTANT: I HAVE ADDED GIN TO YOUR SHOPPING LIST

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i can already hear Monday morning whispering -

Go Fuck Yourself!

- blithely in my ear...

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the first rule of passive-aggressive club is...

you know what,
never mind...

it's fine.

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the first rule of passive-aggressive club is...

you know what,
never mind...

it's fine.

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i thought the edibles were weak; that is, until i found myself bitterly sitting in my own house, ready & waiting to go home...

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