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AllieGoertz

I write nerdy love songs. @SimpsonsPod co-host. @Midnight Social Media Producer.

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AllieGoertz

I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

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My favorite thing about my new glasses is realizing the stray cat I took in years ago has been a plastic bag this entire time.

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I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

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CALLING ALL STUDENTS
In response to the Florida shooting, there will be a nation-wide walkout held next week.

Take action. Start planning with friends and classmates. Spread the word.

Walkout time/date to be released by Monday the 19th.

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I wonder if Trump's farewell speech in 3 weeks will be that good.

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if i'm looking at my phone while we talk it's actually a sign of how much i love you

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Birth control helps prevent unwanted pregnancies and abortions. Women have fundamental human rights. They are not incubators. #HandsOffMyBC

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My friend Allie is super fun. Except for every three weeks when she decides to apologize for everything she's ever done.

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