AllieGoertz's Posts

Patton explains this well. twitter.com/pattonoswalt/s…

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*accidentally breaks the glass ceiling*

Oh my god I’m SO sorry.

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[2040, a man in his 40's is out with a younger woman.]

MAN: Now how does someone YOUR age know Charlie Bit My Finger?
WOMAN: I guess I'm just an old soul.

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why does everyone always leave the fourth word off? it's supposed to be

live, laugh, love, drown

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SUPERTRAMP: take a look at my girlfriend

ME: can do

SUPERTRAMP: don’t you look at my girlfriend!!!

ME: what’s happening

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I’ve been hacked a billion times because I won’t change my password from ‘weezerfan.’ Couldn’t I make one of the e’s a 3? Sure but I don’t wanna.

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