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Alexsawr

Um. So my name is Alex. I like Pierce The Veil.And Harry Potter.. Bye.

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Alexsawr

To do list:
1.Buy a sword
2.Name it Kindness
3.Kill people with Kindness.

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Keep your head high, your middle finger higher.

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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A women's mind is cleaner than a man's because they change it more often.

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It's so cold out, the hookers are charging $20 for them to blow on your hands.

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I'm a black belt in oragami. Fuck with me I'll fold you into a swan.

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The number of inches you left my door open is how deep my knife will go in your chest.

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The worst type of strangers are the ones you knew best.

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