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THE TRICK TO BEING SMART IS KNOWING WHEN TO PLAY DUMB!

17

The most fragile word in the English language is
TRUST
Because
Once broken by lies, then it's rare to be mended by even truth...

10

Three things:

1. I'm done with him
2. He doesn't deserve me
3. I don't love him anymore

4

So cringy!

He lets out
deep sighs
as if bored,
like he has
nothing to do
around here.

4

I can't stand it
when he tells me
how miserable he is.

He doesn't realize
I was miserable first.

4

If he misses you,
he'll call.

If he wants you,
he'll say it.

If he cares,
he'll show it.

6

I may not say anything,
but I see everything.
Just because I play it cool,
never think that I'll play fool.
I don't get played, I play along.
I keep my mouth shut and ears open. I speak on shit I choose to, because most of it ain't even worth my time.

10

It's not as bad as you think

It's worse

22

Carefull how you play your cards if you have a queen in your hand

12

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

125

I love listening to lies when I know the truth...

226

sometimes,
you have to give up on people. not because you don't care but because they don't.

37

Fuck what they say.
Watch what they do.

67

The real power of a man is the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him

68

you can't force them to love you or want you, but one day you'll make them realize what they lost'

8

nothing you have ever been through is wasted

17

SUDDEN RAIN
I've seen the heartache and I've seen the pain and it all comes pourin down on the last day of May try to wash away these feelings try to wash away the blame, I didn't want to see your tears, but I just can't find the flame what do you do when theres nothin left to lose no matter how you see it ya got a reason ya can't stay, take me back to the begining I know it will never be the same I got a heart thats yearning but you cannot heal this pain understand now how Im feeling Im flowing against the grain like a theif were stealing and life will never be the same.

6

Every good woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he'll never let her go, does not make her cry, does not cheat or lie, wipes her tears when she crys, doesn't make her jealous, makes others jealous of her, is proud of her and cares not what others think and most importantly, leaves no doubt in her mind or heart that he not only loves her but that he is in love with her. And this is Truth

6

that's where this new U2 album comes from...

are you selecting my music for me now?

8

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

45

I'M A SMART PERSON

I JUST DO STUPID THINGS.

57

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

91

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

111

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond this morning.

101

If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

126

Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

163

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

208

Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

221

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

29

rich people paying rich people to tell middleclass people to blame poor people

26

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

23

THEY SAY I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.

BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

25

WE FUCKED UP BIGGER AND BETTER THAN ANY OTHER GENERATION THAT CAME BEFORE US.
WE'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

18

everytime you speak, i can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one

126

leave my head
or
start paying rent

118

if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

94

what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

103

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

148

Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

108

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

89

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

83

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

69

That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

63

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

85

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

63

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

58

Confucious say: he who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

34

teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

95

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

90

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

164

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

94

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

152

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

197

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

201

I'm a grown woman.
I'm not a fucking princess,

I have an attitude,
opinions,
a very loud voice,
and one hell of a right
hook.

Believe me when I say
I got this shit!

1

Welcome to our society.
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act.

- Enjoy your stay.

24

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided that they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

16

p??? ?no? ??i? ???? ?uiop ?uun? ?ll??? ?ool no?

26

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

167

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

230

I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

445

Sometimes,
being a bitch
is just easier

1

Im Awesome enough said.

2

sometimes I PRETEND to be NORMAL; but then it gets BORING, so I go back to BEING ME!!!

1

ONLY 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH.

KIDS, DRUNK PEOPLE & ANYONE WHO IS PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

1

Money is like manure. If we spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if we pile it up, it stinks.

196

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

332

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